A list of puns related to "Burney Relief"
I was just thinking about the sequence again and I thought of a new theory.
Although there are buddhist monks praying at the statue, I think it may be inspired from Babylonian culture, more specifically from Lilith, the Queen of the Night.
We know that the Afterlife club is inspired by the Babylonian culture (it says so in the shard at Mistyβs Esoterica). Also remember the quest with Garry the Prophet? In the final quest we see a meeting between Maelstrom and John&Jane Doe where they mention Lilith (In-Game Lilith is a rogue A.I. from past the Blackwall that Maelstrom managed to contact) in the first part of the conversation that is spoken in english. In the last part they speak latin and the Maelstrom ganger says βCarpe noctem lamiaβ which means βSeize the Night-Owlβ. Lilith, a babylonian demon in our world, was called the βNight Queenβ and was always depicted with owls.
There is a plaque from Babylonia called βBurney Reliefβ that may depict either Lilith or Erashkigal (Historians are split). Erashkigal is seen as the Queen of the Underworld, the land of the dead, but in our case, for the sake of the argument, we will go with Lilith as the one depicted on the plaque. Lilith is not a godess, as opposed to Erashkigal, she is a demon and she rules the night. She is also much more common in babylonian culture than Erashkigal. Her symbols are a ring and a rod that she holds in her hands. Remember the ring, Iβll explain why it may be important.
Get your tinfoil hats for this one because until now there was some actual evidence. From now on you may see it as a bit circumstantial.
We know that three people in the game have the exact same ring: Mr. Blue Eyes, Garry the Prophet and the buddhist monk. The ring is also a symbol of the she-demon Lilith, maybe a connection between the three or just overthinking it?
Just made some basic links, someone could take it further though and actually connect the code sequence to everything. I thought that it was a clue for me to go to the next statue, the one near Jig-Jig street with a lot of pink near it and the two pink orbs in itβs hands, but no luck.
Edit:
Forgot to mention that there are more links between Garry the Prophet (the Maelstromers that you see thanks to him specifically) and Mr. Blue Eyes. Maelstrom are protecting the truck from the βDream Onβ quest, a quest where Mr. Blue Eyes is involved again as he is watching you tell Jefferson what you uncovered.
To go a bit further, Johnny suggests th
... keep reading on reddit β‘The Burney Relief (known also as the Queen of the Night) is a terracotta plaque from ancient Mesopotamia.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Amy
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