Burger Theory Puns

The theory that Bob's entire family died and that all we see is Bob's imagination just sucks. I know fandoms and fan theorists make their content, present their ideas a lot now but I think its the content like this that ruins the whole aesthetic of the show.

Perhaps I'm being irrational but the first time that I saw it, it made me very angry. Why would you shift from such a wholesome show to a depressing saga which doesn't even exist in the first place?

I guess this is mostly a rant but I definitely do not like that story at all.

I got this idea after watching matpats TikTok cake video, in thx video Stef and matpat were eating burger and really enjoying it so I had the idea that they should see if there are any fast food restaurants worse then the king of burgers, category’s could be included chicken nuggets, burgers, fries and drinks.

To keep myself busy while waiting for the movie release, and maybe entertain a few other Bob’s Burgers fanatics while we wait, I thought up a few fan theories as to what might happen. It might be totally wrong but it's just for fun. Share your own theories below on the movie! There are NO spoilers as it is not out yet. Some episodes are touched on, however.

Here's my theory.

An article on CNET mentioned that the movie will have music and singing, another Louise Belcher adventure with Kuchi Kopi, and we will finally learn what the deal is with her pink bunny ears. It feels like the wait to hear Maggie Simpson’s voice those first few seasons until she finally says,”Dad-dy” at the end of season 4 episode 10, “Lisa’s First Word”.

Let’s go off of what we know and build from there.

The starting place that would amaze me would be some crazy action sequence involving the entire family. Or better yet, something really colorful for those Denver-based candy bars I intend to consume. Remember the time in “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal” when Bob drank absinthe and flew into the sky with giant vegetables? Something like that would be the way to go.

From there, I anticipate an amazing opening theme with a grand-stand band playing an updated version for the big screen. If you consider all the exterminator vans and stores next door, I also anticipate something clever that blows the rest away. The writers have rarely let us down in this regard. I’ve always wondered how long it takes to come up with them in general. Do they just sit around the writer’s room eating Chinese takeout while mulling it over or…?

Ok, now that we’ve got the opening scene and credits covered, let’s theorize about the plot.

If you think about the 11 and counting seasons of Bob’s Burgers, quite a few crazy situations have happened. Many of them were about as awkward to watch and they must have felt for the characters themselves. Somehow, someway, they managed to avoid things The Simpsons did and have kept funny all along. If anything, the episodes are getting better and the best is yet to come.

What haven’t we seen so far that can tie one of the movie’s expected elements? Bob’s Burgers the Movie, let’s build you a plot around Louise’s ears. That’s a pretty serious storyline that has almost zero backstory. Since we’re talking

Since Mout brought it up on stream, I was reminded of a theory I once thought of some time ago. This will not be a manifesto or anything like that but a simple statement that can be debated if you'd choose. I agree with mouton, after certain degree burgers become the same. There is nothing you can put on a burger (without drastically changing the essence of a burger) that will make it better after a certain point. You start with a shitty grocery store ground beef with your basic salt and pepper on a bun for super cheap. Then maybe dress it up with condiments and shit, still cheap but a little more. Then to McDonalds for a big mac, which is a about 4 dollars for one. Add what you want here, but from my experience I'll put in shake shack, the quality of the burger increases maybe tenfold for a bit of a price increase, but it's worth it. (OPINION) After this I'd say red robin, where the burger is great and the price has a major increase, but I'd still say it's worth it. But after that, I can't imagine having a burger more expensive than that give me a drastically different tasting experience, while adhering to a basic burger recipe. So yeah, no high end steak added, no surf and turf burger, no gold leaf truffle Instagram burger. I know because this has happened to me before, I know I will never go to a high end restaurant, get their fancy burger, and think this was worth 25$ the same way I'd feel with a wafflehouse steak and a good steak house steak.

I love these deeper theories on this movie and others about these older seemly innocent movies that leave room for deeper darker theories.

and recently everyone diving into movies and shows connected to others that wouldn't otherwise be obvious until a deep watch (or millions)

I think its connected to drake and josh. ex : fizz is Fred from drake and josh

"heather" is Velma undercover solving a mystery separate from the rest of Mystery Inc

I have two that are just my speculation. 1.) the Belchers have dark hair, dark eyes, and olive skin across the board. The producers said they’ve purposefully not given them a distinct ethnic background and settled on the French last name Belcher because it’s a burp pun. However, I think it’s plausible Bob is half Algerian, since a lot of North African people have dark hair, dark eyes, and olive skin, and Algeria was a colony of France. 2.) Gene and Louise may share the same birthday. We’ve seen Tina have her 13th birthday but never Gene and Louise. It’s possible they may be 2 years apart to the day, which may be why they’re so close but also explains Gene’s character-defining middle child syndrome and why Louise is so used to being center of attention; Louise was born the day of Gene’s second birthday, so Gene feels slighted and as though he has to be the most interesting person in the family while Louise is used to a certain amount of effortless attention and validation. They may have shared birthday parties at one point but Louise would inadvertently hijack the attention from Gene, causing him to act out or hide. This could also explain why the clown at his fourth birthday had to perform in the bathroom. Gene wasn’t really pooping, he just wanted the attention to be on him.

Note: I've only seen the kitchen from the cashier table, and barely any of it. I've never worked at a Burger King, so if you have or are right now, please type in the comments things I've missed. Thanks.

My opinion on the Whopper is the meat has a weird texture, the meat tastes fake, the only beef patty and cheeseburger I don't like, and I can barely eat the patty unless it's in the cheeseburger with vegetables. Now, let's explain why I don't like the Whopper.

Reason 1 is because of how the patty is shaped. The patty is very flat, but never covers the entire burger or goes out of the burger leaving one part of the burger meatless. The shape indicates that it wasn't pressed down with a presser, but instead hand made before the meat was cooked, and is usually an uneven circle.

Reason number 2 is that there are wet little balls on the bottom of the burger. Check out these images; https://images.app.goo.gl/HAczEVDvCiZ2QzMh9, https://images.app.goo.gl/bgWzSzRCcS63ifff7, and https://images.app.goo.gl/XJynyyF1HaXQtdNd6. Evidence is that I've seen those wet balls on the bottom of my burger patty before, and these images prove that I'm true. I don't know how those wet balls got on their, I know real beef doen't do that, I saw homemade burger patties get made before, and I didn't see those wet balls. I also saw that the shape was less flat and more evenly shaped, and had a normal texture.

Reason number 3 is the texture when eating it. When I ate it, I could feel the weird texture of the wet balls, and had this weird falling apart texture. I know this because I somehow managed to eat Whoppers, and I had a lot of them, even though I knew the beef was probably fake. The texture also feels nothing like beef, being almost artificial, and it again falls apart and has the wet ball texture in your mouth.

Conclussion: Evidence points to the Whopper meat being fake, because of the wet balls, the weird texture, and it's uneven and weird shape. I pointed out that real beef doesn't produce those wet balls, and how it's a little thicker and more even. If you know I'm wrong or missed something, please do type in the comments. Thanks.

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In the United States at least, the two primary burger restaurant chains are Burger King and Mc Donald's. There are many others, of course, such as Stake 'n Shake, Dairy Queen, Sonic, Five Guys, In-N-Out, Wendy's, Hardee's, Culver's, Applebee's, and Culver's, to name a few, but the two most aforementioned are the largest and most recognized, and they have the largest rei. So, which one is better:

I would be judging over six categories:

1: Food quality: It's taste, freshness, how natural/artificial it is, and the like

2: Food diversity: How many items are on the menu and how much they differ from each other, and order customization

3: Reliability/Customer Service: How well customers are treated and how frequently orders are messed up

4: Honesty/Reputation: How much they deceive us and what shady and/or unsavory things they have done

5: Cleanliness and Presentation: How clean restaurants are, how they look, and advertising

6: Miscellaneous: Things that don't properly fit in any of the categories above but can still be used to determine this.

These are not perfect, of course; taste is subjective, there can be personal bias, locations will differ, and other problems are within these categories, but they will work, at least for now.

And this is where you can come in. I need your help.

I need you to research what you can about these, get samples, and whatever else you can do, and tell me about what you find in the comments. If you even do so little as vote in the pole I'm putting here, that will help.

I would also like a Mc Donald's employee (preferably current, but former will work) to help us look at things behind the scenes at Mc Donald's; I myself am a current Burger King employee so I have that covered (and is probably why I want this theory made in the first place) though multiple employees from both franchises are preferable. While I am not good at leading things I'm going to head this project unless the Theorist Team wants to pick it up, upon which I will gladly let them. Get anyone you know who can help to help, especially if they work at one of these brands. If you help, thank you, and hopefully this topic will get the highest honor in the Theorism of becoming a video on one of the channels.

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I recently watched the food theory on "The King of Streams" and while I believe Mat is right about citing the FCC, maybe he should've stuck with the FTC and the CAN-SPAM Act.

According to the official ftc.gov website, "Despite its name, the CAN-SPAM Act doesn’t apply just to bulk email. It covers all commercial messages, which the law defines as “any electronic mail message the primary purpose of which is the commercial advertisement or promotion of a commercial product or service,”"

Why is this important? Well this definition, ESPECIALLY the part stating that it doesn't just apply to bulk email, but ALL COMMERCIAL MESSAGES, is very significant in this case. With enough flexibility, what Burger King did could technically be classified as illegal. Although it would be much easier to prove if they took "mail" out of "electronic mail message"

You see, what Burger King did was a form of electronic messages. Maybe even commercial messages. If we look at them like that, they broke MULTIPLE segments of the CAN-SPAM Act. For example, they broke the "Identify the message as an ad" segment, the "Tell recipients where you’re located" segment, the "Tell recipients how to opt out of receiving future emails from you" and the "Honor opt-out requests promptly" segments.

Now, while some of the last ones seem to only apply to emails, there is no question that if we classify these text to speech donations as "electronic mail messages" they are breaking the law.

But hey, that's just a theory, a Different Take on an Already Existing Food Theory
Thanks for reading

I remember talk about opening ~120 stores in China but I haven't heard any updates for a while now and closing their Union Street store last year was a surprise, Did they go downhill after switching to kangaroo?

They were the best looking burgers I'd ever seen. Yet realistically I know now they didn't look that good.

But god damn did I cry for those burgers. I've never wanted something more in my life.

Burgers for dinner tonight, I think.

Season 4 episode 7 - Bob says Tina is favorite eldest daughter but was hesitant the entire time speaking. Another episode shows that Gene is not the favorite because of the episode where Bob needed the black garlic for a burger and we learned more about the history of "geneing" out and that the family never looked at Gene with as much love as the other 2. There's other episodes to support this thought but thought I would put this out.

I know there are a lot of conflicting theories on how to make the best burger. What do *you* do with your ground meat to prepare it for the grill? Nothing? Add seasonings? Egg?

After the eggs are stolen, there'll be a new 'omelette special' displayed at the restaurant, then a gigantic wyvern that resembles the Frostwing glider will fly over to the island, then completely destroy the POI that the restaurant/food truck is at (Likely Retail Row, because the two rivaling fast food places seem to be staying there).

So, if you didn't know, Durr has been replaced by the tacos, and now it rains tacos and you can eat them.

Do you remember Season 6/7? Well, if you remember, you know that Pete's Pizza Pete got the restaurant shut down by sending cockroaches and getting Durr Burger a health code violation. Now, what if Durr Burger does the same, but to the taco restaurant? And then, instead of it raining tacos, it will rain >!the leaked Durr consumables from a few months ago!<!

Bob’s conversations with inanimate objects are a result of a psychological break he suffers jn the second episode.

I always wondered about Bobs character trait of speaking with inanimate objects. Seems to be food mostly but there are other examples like when he speaks to the toy version of Keanu Reeves when painting his model of the bus from Speed. Recently went back and watched the first few episodes in order.

Unless I overlooked something in episode 1, I believe the first instance of him talking with an inanimate object is in season 1 episode 2 when he is hiding from his mother in law in the crawl space. After he actually becomes stuck in the crawl space he begins to go stir crazy and has paranoid conversations with Louise’s toy, Kuchi Kopi that pays homage to The Shining.

At the end of the episode, Bob is freed from the walls of his home and almost instantly regains his sanity. My theory is that he never fully regained his sanity from this episode and his future conversations with inanimate objects is a result of some sort of psychological break he suffered during his time in the crawl space.

Or the more likely scenario is that the writers thought it would be a funny character quirk.

So recently there is one men at the Durr Burger in the California desert delivering cards with one name and one phone number. The name is Agent#3678. I was thinking and this looked to me a discord name I searched and there is actually one discord profile with this name and one profile picture that looked like the rifts. Can someone put more exposure in his profile picture and send me. I will be very greatful

It's been like a month since uni, I go into burger theory and they have rebranded and it seems they also rebranded their burgers. They used to be substantial in size, now a cheese burger at maccas can easily compete. The bun is tiny and not only tastes like homebrand white bread, it also looks cheap. Back in the day I would go into burger theory and get my money's worth but now, I feel like I'm not getting what I am paying for.

GAMES AS A SERVICE: YAY OR NAY?

Picture this. It’s around lunch time, you’re starting to feel a bit peckish and you think to yourself, well the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks! To the drive-thru!   “Can I take your order please?” “Yeah, um, can I please have a large Whopper with cheese, heavy mayo, in a meal, coke for a drink?”   You drive through to the last window pay for your meal get your food then decide to drive off. But the food bag seems a bit light and there’s nothing in your drink. So you turn around and go back to figure out what went wrong.   “Yeah, G’day, look I ordered a large Whopper with cheese heavy mayo with a coke for a drink and when I opened the bag my burger is missing the cheese and mayo, I’ve got no chips and my drink is just ice. What’s the go?” “Oh you weren’t aware those are the paid extras?” “The what?” “Paid extras. What you’ve paid for is just the base meal deal if you want those extra ones then it will cost you $2 more for everything you want” “You what mate?” “And just letting you know the mayo won’t be available for another 2 months”   My worst nightmare right there. But the scary thing is, this is the way that the modern day AAA games as a service model is looking. You purchase a piece of content, based on the hype trailers, preview articles, pre-order bonus’s, only to be left at the video game drive-thru with a bun filled with a bit of lettuce maybe a slice of tomato if you’re lucky, desperate for the rest of your meal to nourish you under the belief of what you think was promised to you.

So why is are these virtual games as a service burgers definitely not better? Because in the boardroom, CEO’s realise you can make a whole lot more money selling that burger bit by bit over time rather than give you the full meal right away.   It’s no secret that video games these days are made more for shareholders rather than gamers themselves. Dollars rule the world and we, the gamer are the one’s responsible for driving the beast that is the gaming industry but like I said, that’s no secret. But the thing that I’m finding fascinating at the moment is how games that are essentially free are the biggest money makers going around.   Flashback to the early 2000’s. Free to play in the mainstream is basically unheard of. It was basically mobile games and that’s it. MMO’s such as The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar, Age of Conan and D&D Online have started to transition from a subscription model to free to play a