I countered a customer's dadjoke with another dadjoke.

A guy holding a large bundle of birthday balloons got into my cab last night.

Him: So... do you accept balloon payments?

Me: Normally I would, but inflation has just been so high recently...

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📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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