Mr. Turner; Mr. Cruz; Mr. Danson ...

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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👤︎ u/kthejoker
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Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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👤︎ u/netdoppler
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Al Bundy was a dad too! imgur.com/gallery/wgABiEM
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👤︎ u/danrennt98
📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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👤︎ u/lytical
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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My teacher having a laugh
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📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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My ex-wife still misses me

But her aim is getting better

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While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:

Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady

Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy

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What do you call an evil stuffed bear?

Teddy Bundy.

Edit: that is definitely not wholesome reddit did that on its own

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👤︎ u/DJ_Degen
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Dad joked my gf

We were pretty pushed for time getting ready before a meal, and my girlfriend said to me "ok I'm just gonna jump in the shower". To which I had to reply "it'd be a lot safer to stand"

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I Was in the TV Soundtrack Section at a Record Store With My Son & He Asked What My Favorite Album Was...

...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".

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👤︎ u/dustimo
📅︎ May 10 2017
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I was doing promotion work and handing out chocolates

Approached a middle aged couple and as I was handing the man some he gave me his best Al Bundy impression

Me: "Any allergies?" Man points to his wife "only to her"

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📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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Hit my girlfriend with this AWFUL one tonight.

GF: I knew a girl in my old neighborhood was the only girl to escape Ted Bundy. Me: Wow, she should do a Ted Talk.

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👤︎ u/TheJimiHat
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