Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.

Guess they've got clusterphobia.

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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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Help! I need a pun!!!

My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:

  • Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
  • Rocky Start Wineries
  • Rock Hard Wine

Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...

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📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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Graped

Read in British accent because that's how he said it. "A man ran to a police officer and told the cop he had been graped. The cop said, 'don't you mean raped?' The man replied, 'no because there was a bunch of them!'

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👤︎ u/imemanon
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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