I used to be scared of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Jan 06 2021
When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.
But slowly, I got over it.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I hate it whenever I hit a speed bump...
... but Iβll get over it.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I noticed 2 large bumps on my car battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says itβs terminal.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My teenage daughter showed me a small bump on her hand and asked what it was...
I told her I thought it was a bug bite and she asked 'But where did I get bitten?' and I said 'On your hand.'
:D
She even laughed! True story!
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︎ Jun 22 2020
A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said βitβs becoming apparent that youβre becoming a parentβ.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
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︎ Mar 26 2020
You think your tunes bump?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
One tectonic plate bumps into another..
And says: sorry, my fault
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Goose Bumps
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Anyone want a bump?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What do you call a camel π« who has 3 bumps?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
What do they call fist bumps in the U.K.?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
Goose bumps
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Goose Bumps
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︎ Apr 21 2018
A shark bumps into a dolphin...
and the dolphin says, "Did you do that on porpoise?"
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other
-Are you ok?
-I think I lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-Iβm positive!
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Things that go bUMP in the night
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︎ Apr 21 2019
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My ten year old fist bumps me and does the 'exploding hand' afterwards ...
After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."
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︎ Jun 25 2014
I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.
But don't worry, I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Me; *bumps into a hoe who I haven't seen in a while* Me; thot you weren't gonna see me anymore, did you
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︎ Dec 11 2018
I have a phobia of speed bumps
But Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I have a fear of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps,
But I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps....
but Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps
But Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I have a speed bump phobia
But I am slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery.
I had one of them tested, and it was positive. Hope it's not terminal.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I have a fear of speed bumps...
but I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I'm scared of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it !
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
I have a fear of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps.
It's ok though, I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps...
But Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I have a fear for speed bumps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps...
but I'm slowly getting over them
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︎ Jun 08 2017
I have a fear of speed bumps...
But Iβm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I have a phobia of speed bumps...
...but I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Aug 19 2016
I have a fear of speed bumps....
But Iβm slowing getting over it.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I am slowly getting over it.
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︎ May 26 2019
I've developed a fear of speed bumps.
But I'm slowly getting over them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I have a fear of speed bumps...
But I'm slowly getting over them.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I am getting over it, slowly.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My dad said he has a fear of speed bumps.
Itβs ok though, he is slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jun 19 2018
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