Built in Puns

A list of puns related to "Built in"

My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Did you hear about the highway being built by the college in New Orleans?

It was Tulane

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👤︎ u/spenpenn
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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👤︎ u/intrepid604
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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👤︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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I bought a car built in 1485...

It's a Tudor hatchback.

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
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👤︎ u/YourMom102938
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I'm in this new business of producing prayer mats with built in ejector seats...

So far the prophets are soaring.

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👤︎ u/Purtassium
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Bilbo was surprised to wake up one morning and find a supermarket had been built in his garden.

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

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👤︎ u/owiekazzowie
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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The guy was talking so much that he built the bike in the wrong order

He spoke too soon.

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👤︎ u/trevski143
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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I bought a tv that said “built in antenna” and I feel so stupid

I don’t even know where antenna is

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner

Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.

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👤︎ u/jeremywarne
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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👤︎ u/MenacingBanjo
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Today I was in a pub that was built in 1132

And it was open at 12:00

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👤︎ u/tissues4_ur_issues
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My neighbour built a patio on his flat roof and now he sits and stares at us in our garden.

He’s a total terraceist.

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👤︎ u/I_am_smartypants
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do you call a city which is built in a cave?

Density

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👤︎ u/emulatorguy076
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him

Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....

He did not get it...

(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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My wife walked in to see that our boys had built a fort in the living room. She shouted, ''PUT THOSE CHAIRS AND BEDSHEETS BACK!!"

I yelled, "YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!!" as I climbed out of fort…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 08 2017
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Do you know why I allowed a police station to be built on my property out in the Styx?

Cause I've got too much crime on my lands.

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👤︎ u/phat1369
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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Did you hear about the new synagogue built in the orchard?

I hear they have apple jews there.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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The guy was talking so much that he built the bike in the wrong order

He spoke too soon.

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👤︎ u/trevski143
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning & find a Tesco had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
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👤︎ u/air28uk
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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