Builder of the House Puns

A list of puns related to "Builder of the House"

After our builder completed our house, I complained about the steepness of the steps.

He must’ve been really angry because he gave me quite the stair down.

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👤︎ u/Masselein
📅︎ Dec 31 2022
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Wife mad. Construction of new house has stalled - builder has just walked off the job. Early on, we had a series of increasingly heated discussions about costs, but I thought we'd settled the money question. But now it seems the final straw is a disagreement we have over the price of the chimney...

I am insisting that the chimney has to be on the house... but that builder, what he wants is just through the roof!

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Nov 22 2021
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Need some gingerbread/baking/xmas puns..

Need to write a silly resume/CV as Gingerbread House builder.. anyone have suggestions of silly things I can put on the resume? Specifically about gingerbread houses, gingerbread men etc.

This is NOT for a real job, just a silly Xmas project. Anything helps! Thanks :)

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👤︎ u/No-Woodpecker-529
📅︎ Sep 04 2022
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