A list of puns related to "Britain in the Middle Ages"
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
It was a real Period Piece
Core-ean
Asking for a friend.
Bob.
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?
All the chain mail.
Edin-brrrr-gh!
Reesish
It was a Jerry Hat-trick
Annette
Was a good jester?
Moataboat
So I had to put my long sword and trebuchet away.
This is more dad humor than a dad joke.
Cake day is coming up and so my son decided to give me a hard time about being old.
I responded that I may be old be he was catching up. He looked at me funny so I explained.
βWhen I was 24 you turned 1 year old. At that moment I was 24:1 or 24 times your age.
I am now 40 and you are 17 so 40:17 or 2.35 times your age. 24 is much larger than 2.35 so clearly you are catching upβ
He responded, you canβt use ratios to compare two dates.
I said sure I can and made a graph:
https://imgur.com/gallery/5atlNhZ
I even included percentages to drive home the point.
He smacked his head and walked away.
Rock music
I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.
The
OHIO
A timeless masters piece.
Clearly didn't workout
It was a Shih Tzu
There's no bars
They got them from Camelot.
βThe hallway loo, yeah?β
but they only had matches!
so he took them and said
"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...
match"
and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.
surely he was a dad.
Centipede.
They were playing for keeps.
The Nightmares of a Knight's Mare.
Because there were so many knights.
Iβm just trying to figure out the cutoff date.
They threw one cigarette into the sea and then they were a cigarette lighter.
I said "Sorry kiddo, you're gonna have to wait until you're in high schoolβ¦"
"because it's got sax and violins."
But it was still boring.
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
Aarhus
Yeah, theyβre halving the time of their life.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
She's a break dancer.
It was a real Period Piece
A period piece
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