Bright Idea Puns

After the first three, it was a D-light.

Knee on yellow.

But I only have light injuries.

Those were pretty dark times

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

It helps me dream up bright ideas.

I have a bright idea

I was shocked!

I think its a bright idea

For watt it's worth, it wasn't a bright idea on my part.

They said I had some bright ideas.

It's a little light-headed!

Anyone have any bright ideas?

That was one bright idea you had.

bright idea.

A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.

Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"

Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".

Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"

Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."

Me: "Uranus?"

#1: "My dad is a proctologist, you wouldn't believe what he's had to remove from people's rear ends. For example, did you know that to get a light bulb out, you have to encase it in plastic first so it doesn't shatter?"

#2: "Why would anyone put a light bulb in their ass in the first place?"

#3: "He must have thought it was a bright idea."

It's not a bright idea for a light snack.

I think its a pretty bright idea