9/10 people addicted to breaker fluid can't stop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScenicFlyer41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Want an ice-breaker?

Titanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marvellous34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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How do you trip a circuit breaker?

You stick your foot out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urethra_insert1on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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These breakers be trippin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IveGotTM87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Ice breaker Dad jokes needed

I put this in the wrong sub reddit so I've reposted this to dad jokes

Hello reddit

I'm looking for quick easy and simple dad jokes I can say to strangers and make them laugh and then keep pushing trolleys.

I'm a trolley pusher and when I'm at work saying "Gday mate how are you" is getting bland I try and get the random customers to say "I'm all right" which then I respond "your not all right you also half left" it tends to make people smile and laugh.

Are there any there any other fun and simple to engage dad jokes out there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djb71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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This sub can be a good ice breaker.

http://imgur.com/9gYByKd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Lenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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I want to open a fishing supply store that only sells circuit breakers and home lighting supplies....

I'd call it "The Bait and Switch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silenoz_676
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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Replacing a fuse box with a breaker box to add value to your house?

No one would re-fuse that!

  • Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterWharf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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Did you hear the news about the circuit breakers?

It was shocking at first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioemerl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I gifted my back door neighbors a ice crusher.

It was a good ice breaker in the retrospect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bernies-mitten
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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You know why the Titanic sank?

The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Titanic

Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.

The third friend is the Thai breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indiankidhs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change

I find that it's a great ice breaker

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I walked downstairs this morning and my mom said "You're up!"

My dad then proceeded to say "Asia!" Of course we were confused so then he said "What? I thought we were naming continents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePatata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Bought a pick the other day and put it on my mantle.

It’s a hell of an ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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You look good today!

Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312284189422649355/623564249452642315/20190917_175833.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakeycd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I asked my wife what does she think about the Titanic.

It think it wasn’t that good ice breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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You should watch Titanic when you meet someone new.

It's a good ice-breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machi_koro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I tried picking up this girl today by sharing my extensive knowledge of the Titanic, but she wasn't impressed.

I guess you could say it wasn't a very effective ice breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Two men were having a contest..

The Englishman and Cowboy were tied in a contest of who was better, when the crowd decided that, as a tie breaker, they were to perform a live poem and incorporate the words "Hunting" and "Timbuktu."

The Englishman went first:

"The hunting is always grand, When in search of good land. Off in the caravan we pursue, Looking, for Timbuktu."

The crowd went wild, knowing that the cowboy couldn't win the contest, the Englishmans poem was just too good. He smiled as well, and stood aside for the cowboy.

The cowboy paused for a moment as if remembering something, then recited:

"Well it was Tim and I, off huntin we went, When I spied three women in a tent. I motioned to Tim, and he saw them too, Then I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

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If you don’t know any good conversation starters try asking them about their favorite movie

This won’t work if they say theirs is Titanic

It’s a horrible ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkerspider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Did you hear about the contest where the participants had to destroy neckwear?

It came down to a tie-breaker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhamilt9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2012
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Got my friend and her boyfriend while deciding what to order for dinner

My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.

Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."

Me: "you're the tie-breaker."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefaniey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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[PS4] LF1M HM Aksis Pt 2

Post LL and PSN. We are attempting checkpoint but it's not a deal breaker if we can't get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwhizkid97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Its great to tell people seaside jokes when you first meet them

Its a good wind breaker

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Construction Project

We're hanging a circuit breaker panel, me and the old Daddio.

Dad: Cut me a scrap of that flooring for a spacer. Three and a half inches thick so I can nail it to this stud.

Me: Sure. How long do you need it?

Dad: Oh... we're probably gonna need it for as long as the house is here.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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