So lately, I have being seeing a lot of hate (here, fB, twitter, etc.) about urethane balls. Nobody ever says why, they just basically say that urethane is bad.
Because I took a long time off between bowling regularly, and never really kept up with equipment technology, I need some help understanding why urethane is bad and/or embarrassing to use.
Greetings and Welcome all citizens of the Galactic community to Fashion Among the Stars. In this issue, we will talk about the newest fashion trends from the Humans. While most species have had head ware, nothing has been brought to the scene. These hats have started to appear everywhere, from the growing fields of Griss III to the Gala event of the Hydros awards. I am Clan ve Doe, and this is Fashion Among the Stars.
We will go over the most popular hats that have come out of the Sol System. While specialized hats are the rage and cost no small amount of credits, this list is all about how this new trend fashion can be affordable and what could work for species and the environment where you are. So here are the top 10 lists of 100s of Hats from humans to accompany your wardrobe. While humans biologically do not need them, it does help with the weather but seems to be more of a social and psychological need for them. It is so common that they are found in every household of humans. While the list is in the most popular list, it is inconclusive, and the exact numbers cannot be accounted for. If you are a new reader, welcome, and please think about joining our weekly reading and discussion group.
- Fez
The Fez or Tarboosh has hit it off with the Contains and Parsin due to their very appealing red color. The soft materials do very well with their light transmitter on top of the heads. This has allowed several Parsin to win at many games of chance as they can now hide their intentions while still being very stylish. Was made very famous in the Holo vids from the Intergalactic Poker tournament and Bakso matches. While found to adore and can be bought in mass, the truly dedicated will travel to earth where human families have produced them before the humans unified and reached their space flight stage. They will custom fit and shape for anyone who walks in the door. It does take some time for them to produce, but the locals will appreciate your excellent hospitality. The small shop ‘Tarboosh Shop’ in al ghauriya st in Cario, Egypt, has become a place where any sapient will take you to the door. So, for a perfect fit and a perfect vacation, take the adventure.
- Turban
The Turban has rapidly found a new home on several mining sites and has promptly adopted several long story holovids from the Sentary production company. While it may seem this is less complex than many of the others on the list, do not let that fool you. While it is made from a long piec
... keep reading on reddit ➡No, I'm not kidding...
The rest of the series can be found here
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A sleek, curvy, “projectile” terminated a suborbital trajectory above a sparsely populated area of the Pacific Northwest of North America, its shields glowing white from the heat of re-entry.
As it cooled, the shields faded revealing the sleek aerodynamic lines of a Rolls-Straton Intercontinental Vapor Stream, a Terran top of the line grav-sedan.
Streaking across the upper atmosphere, it rapidly descended towards a small cabin and workshop nearby a picturesque river.
As the cabin became visible, an old woman stepped outside and looked upward, squinting in the sunlight.
When the Rolls landed, the door opened to reveal a well dressed olive skinned man who stepped out and put on a classic bowler hat.
Doreen strode forward.
“There you are you old alley cat,” Doreen said as she stretched out her arms to embrace her visitor.
“And how are you, you hoary old wolf,” the man said in a posh British accent as he warmly returned her hug.
“Not as good as you,” she said as she stepped back and looked him up and down. “Savile Row?”
“Oh please,” the man scoffed, “Overpriced and overrated. Luna Eight.”
“Is that how you were able to afford that old beater over there?” Doreen snickered. “Its hood ornament is worth more than my whole place.”
“You know perfectly well you could be in every bit as good a position as I am,” the man replied, “Better, even, but no. You would rather squat out here in the wilderness.”
“The fishing’s better.” Doreen smiled. “Come on in, I’ll make us some tea.”
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“This is a lovely shop!” Evan Dupree, master gunsmith for Hopkins and Elder, one of the foremost of the London gun makers said as he admired Doreen’s setup.
“It’s not bad,” she said with just the right amount of pride.
“Is this an actual Krupp-Dyson?!?” he exclaimed as he squatted, still holding his mug, to examine an old lathe.
“With hand-scraped ways,” Doreen smugged. “done by someone who actually knew what he was doing.”
“Fucking hell...” he muttered.
“Not for sale,” Doreen said as he rose.
“If it was,” he replied, “I would call your family. You would clearly be no longer fit to make your own decisions...”
He smiled,
“Right after my men loaded the truck, of course...”
Doreen laughed.
“You going to be submitting anything to the expo this year?” Evan asked.
“I’m thinking about doing a couple of pieces,” Doreen replied, “
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Hello all,
Greetings from London.
I would love to get some opinions on this interesting piece on the "Tesla-financial complex" in the Financial Times.
I found this article immensely fascinating and disturbing too. I have a few points:
- I think Warren Buffet & Charlie Munger will be proven right on the growing WSB-Gamestop-Robinhood gambling culture that seems pervasive. I was shocked that the article specifically mentioned Reddit. And, just a few days ago, someone messaged me on reddit about Alibaba saying "the hedgies will have to cover their shorts". I think the ridiculous culture and mania and language of WSB has more pronounced than people realise. And the use of leveraged-instruments to exacerbate a mania/bubble is exactly what Warren Buffett warned about in the 1990s.
- Reading this article, there seems to be parallels with the crash of 1929. The widespread greed and speculation that has the power to spill into the broader market.
I have pasted the article below:
The ‘Tesla-financial complex’: how carmaker gained influence over the markets
The rally in Tesla’s shares has lifted the overall stock market value of Elon Musk’s electric carmaker to over $1.1tn, making it one of the most valuable companies in the world. This year alone it has added almost $475bn in market capitalisation, equal to a Procter & Gamble, a JPMorgan — or two McDonald’s.
However, the real importance and wider footprint of what might be called the “Tesla-financial complex” far outstrips the company’s market capitalisation. This is thanks to a vast, tangled web of dependent investment vehicles, corporate emulators and an enormous associated derivatives market of unparalleled breadth, depth and hyperactivity.
Combined, these factors mean Tesla’s influence over the ebb and flow of the stock market is far greater than even its size would imply. It may even be historically unrivalled in its wider impact, some analysts say.
“We don’t really have the language to describe Tesla any more,” says Michael Green, chief strategist at Simplify Asset Management. “It’s like explaining to a person in a two-dimensional world the concept of ‘up’.”
The Tesla-financial complex is a phenomenon that many investors — whether passive index funds, traditional mutual funds, hedge funds
... keep reading on reddit ➡But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
He’s the new temp.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
