Boaty McBoatface Puns

The company I work for has just purchased a Barge for works on a bridge. There is a competition to name the Barge and I would love it if the reddit community could help me win- I get a paid day off if successful. The best I have come up with is the “Pablo Escabarge” but I’m pretty sure naming our new barge after a mass murder and drug lord won’t go down!

I am trying to come up with a name for a boat rental company that is aimed towards college students. It needs to be something raunchy/punny that people will laugh at and remember.

So far I have: Boats n Ho’s Wet Willie Water rentals Wet n Wild rentals (already taken but an example)

So I’m hoping the internet will do its magic and help me find a name for this place! Let me know if there’s a better subreddit I should post this in!