A boom box
But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
...And eveyone just wanted their washing machines to live longer
...It was Kief or Southernland.
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
“Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”
My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me
“Fur-eel man?”
A TNT-Rex
Na
Because they're usually in stables.
I think that's abominable.
Because I'm a huge fan
Because someone dropped a sick beet
Because it's a Trump-pet
I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.
Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."
"Well, that's inflation for you."
Good one, Dad.
but they needed to sea mine
But a dino might.
Uncle: Hey K, did you know I once petitioned to change the name of Uranus?
K (the girlfriend): Oh really, what were you trying to change it to?
Uncle: Urrectum
Burnt my lips on the exhaust pipe
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
