My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?

"It's typ o."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lumbertoast89
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

At least he told us to be positive.

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The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him

Oh that's negative.

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My doctor forgot to document my blood type.

It was a typo.

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What type of blood do people from Taiwan have?

Taipei

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What's a journalists least favourite blood type?

Type-O!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confused-avocado72
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The nurse kept insisting my blood was Type-A

I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
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What blood type does a pessimist have?

B Negative

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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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An acronym walked into a blood-bank and asked to get his blood-type checked. Nurse said...

No need. You're a Type-o.

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I think my blood type is Type O

Because I am a mistake

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My doctor told me I had Type-A blood...

sadly it was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EagleHeart0904
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My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.

Turns out it was a typo.

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What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?

B +

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My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting β€œbe positive, be positive,”

But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.

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Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..

She replied "A+" the dad in me had to let it out... "Well I always was top of the class" I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....

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My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.

As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/julp04
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Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldn’t figure out his blood type

His last words were β€œbe positive”

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My coworker found out her blood type

Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!

Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.

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Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type β€œO”.

I guess we can call it a typo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evilpuddingman
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My medical record says I have blood type B

But it was a type O.

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Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.

As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.

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Why did God create blood types A and B?

Last one he created was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tj_xraybanvision
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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I was always told in school you get your blood type from your parents

Then why did the paper my health teacher gave me have a B- when I know they got A+

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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type

As he died he kept on insisting for us to β€œbe positive”, but it’s hard without him.

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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood

Turns out it was a Type-O

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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood

Unfortunately it was a Type-O

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They told me that my blood was type A

But it was a type-o

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My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood

Unfortunately, it was a Type-O

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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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My grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.

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My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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My grandfather died because they thought he had type-A blood

It was a type-O

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What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?

B positive

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What blood type does a proofreader have?

Type O

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What type of blood does an optimist have?

B Positive.

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My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.

Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
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The doctors said that my blood was type-A

But that was a type-O

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A dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting that we β€œbe positive”, but it’s hard without him.

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Told the doctor that I do not know my blood type

He told me: be positive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vshesha
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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooRobots9182
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What type of blood does a author have?

Type-O

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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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