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Remember them? The chavvy teenagers covered a gangsta rap song "Tha Crossroads" wearing tracksuits and their finest gold chain from Argos.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hi Friends!
We’ve got a slow and steady event this weekend, but it’s relatively easy. We just have to stay the course and we should all finish it, RNG be darned! Thanks to CTown281 for identifying the old Strat for this event, and Jedzeey for confirming it. The Strat I came up with for it is below. It’s a departure from how it had been played previously, but I’ve gotten it confirmed by OGs that it is the way we always should have been playing it. Notes and strategy are below…
Notes: This is a special event where the businesses work together. Customer bonuses from the early businesses give cards for the later businesses. Specifically:
Dispensary gives Crystal and Blue Dream cards; Bob’s Bowls gives Baby Sass and Baked Good cards; Ape’s Papes gives Blazin’ Vorhees and Mt. Bong Vapes cards.
As a result...
Don’t build customers for Bob’s Bowls and Ape’s Papes until you’ve unlocked Baked Good and Mt. Bong Vapes!
Sometimes the objectives throw us off course, and this is one of those events! Don’t follow the objectives with customer bonuses for the first three businesses! Wait to complete those objectives until you have Dispensary and Pet Pot open.
With a final goal of 7/5 for Blazin’ Vorhees/Mt. Bong Vapes, we’ll need to buy cards for both, so make sure to stock up when they’re in store. Note: Jedzeey let me know that we can finish the event at 7/4 if we have enough time. Good way to save buds if you have at least six hours left in the event once you hit 7/4.
The Strategy: Don’t open anything but Dispensary! Rely on Disp. for cash flow until we’re able to open Blue Dream. We should have a lot of buds saved by the time we open BD, and be able to start upgrading Crystal and BD immediately. Because nothing else in open, there will be fewer cards in the cycle so BD has a better chance of coming in store first time around.
Once Blue Dream upgrades are finished, we’ll be able to open Baked Good pretty quickly. Then we can open Bob’s Bowls to boost our Baked Good cards. This will enable us to finish the Baby Sass and Baked Good upgrades, and open Mt. Bong Vapes and then upgrade Blazin’ Vorhees. This should give us enough cards to get to around 4/3 for Mt. Bong. Not enough to automate (Blazin’ automates it at Level Six), but for the first real cards required to buy—and a character we planned to buy cards for anyway—that is a pretty good ha
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
1.Casablanca
2.Peter Pan
3.Mary Poppins
4.Batman (1966)
5.Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
6.Blazin Saddles
7.Rocky Horror Picture Show
8.Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh
9.National Lampoon's Animal House
10.The Hobbit (Animated)
11.The Muppet Movie (Original)
12.The Blues Brothers (Theatrical)
13.The Blues Brothers (Directors Cut)
14.Airplane *
15.Children Of The Corn *
16.The Goonies
17.The Transformers (Animated) *
18.Heartbreak Ridge
20.Spaceballs *
21.Full Metal Jacket
22.Die Hard
23.Heathers *
24.The Little Mermaid
25.Die Hard 2 Die Harder
26.IT (Miniseries)
27.The Doors *
28.Robin Hood (1991)
29.Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
30.Resevoir Dogs *
31.Army Of Darkness
32.A Few Good Men
33.Batman Mask Of The Phantasm
34.Interview With A Vampire
35.Stephen King's The Stand *
36.The Crow *
37.Stargate *
38.The Shawshank Redemption
39.Die Hard With A Vengeance
40.Casper
41.The Usual Suspects *
42.Mallrats
43.The Craft
44.Independence Day
45.Mortal Kombat (1995)
46.Mortal Kombat Annihilation
47.Austin Powers
48.Starship Troopers
49.Blues Brothers 2000
50.The Big Lebowski
51.Batman & Mr Freeze Subzero
52.American Beauty *
53.The Tigger Movie
54.The Ninth Gate*
55.Beyond The Mat
56.Loser
57.The Little Mermaid 2:Return To The Sea
58.The Excorcist *
59.Rugrats In Paris *
60.Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon
61.Shadow Of The Vampire *
62.Peter Pan:Return To Neverland
63.Ice Age
64.Death To Smoochy
65.The Scorpion King
66.Joshua *
67.Dogtown & Zboys
68.The Bourne Idenity
69.Lilo & Stitch
70.The Transporter
71.Equilibrium *
72.The Italian Job *
73.S.W.A.T.
74.Stitch The Movie
75.The Rundown
76.Winnie The Pooh Springtime With Roo
77.The Punisher *
78.Anchorman *
79.The Bourne Supremacy
80.Shaun Of The Dead
81.Batman Begins
82.Sky High
83.Lilo & Stitch 2 Stitch Has A Glitch
84.Transporter 2
85.Doom
86.Walk The Line
87.V For Vendetta
88.The Omen
89.Accepted
90.Facing The Giants
91.The Departed
92.Happy Feet
93.The Invincible Iron Man *
94.Live Free Or Die Hard
95.Ratatouille
96.DR Strange (Animated) *
97.Iron Man
98.The Chronicles Of Narnia:Prince Caspian
99.The Incredible Hulk
100.The Little Mermaid Ariel's Beginning
101.Fireproof
102.Transporter 3 *
103.The Wrestler
104.The Dark Knight
105.Hulk Vs. *
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
