Blanke Puns

I have no words to describe how angry I am

Dead giveaway.

I told her I didn't notice any vas deferens.

I have no words to discribe how angry I am..

Borrowed from a friend 👍

I literally have no words to describe it

The bartender says, what can I get you two gentlemen?

Everyone had to keep going back to Square One

It got fired

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

He gave me a blank stare.

It’s a Minnie marathon.

Doctor: You know your next trip to bathroom could spell DISASTER.

Child: chewing on a flashlight

Me: Having a light snack?

Child: blank stare

Wife: shakes head

Police say it might be race related.

Over the past couple days my dad and i have taken turns coming up with santa based dad jokes, today is my turn but im completely blank. Anyone got any good ones?

I couldn't even draw a blank.

Staring blankly for a moment and wondering if the gift had been truly granted the man said to himself, "Fuck, I shoulda taken the money."

He was telling us that his son is back into baseball and does conditioning 4 days a week. I said, "Why so much? The kids hair can only get so soft."

Cue the blank stares and one person laughing.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

Because I’m drawing a blank…

Note: feel free to swap “white” with any other color, as long as they’re exactly the same…

He wanted to show her off, so he invited his friend over. They were playing with the puppy for a while, having a good time.

His friend asked, "What's her name?"

The man was drawing a blank. He couldn't remember his puppies name if his life depended on it.

"What's that flower called? The one that's real pretty and has thorns all over it?" He asked his friend.

"A rose?"

"Yeah, that's it." The man looked over at his wife and asked, "Hey Rose, what's the name of our puppy?"

Link.

It's baffling.

While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"

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All I got was blank stairs...

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

True story. I'm in the living room and I hear my kid getting frustrated in the back room. When I go check out the problem, one of her dolls is stuck and she can't get it out of the closet. I go to help her out and notice that the dolls feet are stuck in the toy shopping cart she has. I pull the doll out and say:

"It appears you are suffering from the agony... of the feet"

My kid stares at me blankly for a few seconds and says, "I know that's a joke. I don't get it, but good job Dad."

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I had no words to express my disappointment!