Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
But at the door there was a sign saying no chocolate allowed. M&M hesitates.
"Hey guys, I might skip this one. I'm a chocolate. I'll catch you guys later" Skittle and Jelly Bean protest. "Nah man, you'll be fine, you're candy on the outside. Come in with us, it'll be fun!" Says his cousin Skittle. "Yeah, if anyone has a problem with you, we'll look after you" says Jelly Bean.
M&M decides he will go in, encouraged by his friends. They all have a good time, and no one mentions anything about M&M being chocolate on the inside.
The night is going well then suddenly the front door bangs open and in walks Vick and his gang of vapour drops. The party goes quiet as Vick surveys the room. His eyes stop on M&M.
"What the fuck are you doing M&M? Can't fucking read the sign? No chocolate allowed."
"But I'm candy on the outside, it's OK, right guys?" Protests M&M weakly. Jelly Bean and Skittle back off into the shadows, leaving M&M by himself.
" I think we need to teach this smart ass chocolate a fucking lesson, let's take this outside." Says Vick.
The vapor drops grab M&M and drag him outside and start beating him up, cracking his shell through to his chocolate. The gang walk away leaving M&M barely conscious on the lawn.
The next day in hospital, Jelly Bean and Skittle come to visit their friend, feeling bad for him. "Why didn't you guys stick up for me?" Asks M&M. "Man, you know Vick, there was nothing we could do, he's fucking menthol."
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Black eyed peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.
It was a light roast!
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Dry erase boards.
The wife asked "Who, Ray?"
The husband said "No need to be so happy"
I think Iβll pass.
Unless they are ground
That can't be good for his back.
'He's not going to sell many ice-creams driving that fast!"
It's my huit allergy.
To get Heinzsight.
Jack and the beans talk
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
By grounding him
Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
Me: "Oh, why?"
Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."
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My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
They ended up in Cairns!
Happy Fry-day.
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
Trump didnβt pay 50k to have a garbanzo bean on his face
Imma Be
Because Batman always protects goth-ham
A Zebra
It was a tense moment.
Because you Ctrl V
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
How you bean?
How you bean?
How you bean?
