Ill eagle
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
I said no, but I could definitely wing it
Oneβs against the law and the other is a sick bird.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘One means it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.
-Told to me by my dad, about 40 years ago.
While having a conversation with my wife's uncle about how it's illegal to round up the wild horses around my neighborhood, he came out with this joke:
Uncle: "Well do you know what the difference between unlawful and illegal is?"
Me: "What's that?"
Uncle: "Well unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick bird".
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Father in law: "nah, we don't want too many birds growing"
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It's ill eagle
Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Unlawful is something against the law, illegal is a sick bird.
Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.
Ones breaking the law and the others a sick bird.
Ones against the law and the other is a sick bird.
One is against the law, and the other is a sick bird.
Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird.
Unlawful means something is against the law, while illegal is a sick bird.
