A list of puns related to "Bill Israel"
My friend said why are you Russian? I said because I’m Hungary. He said how about some Turkey? I said, Oman; that sounds good! I had it fried in Greece and served with Sweden sour sauce and a Canada best tasting beer; but I would’ve preferred it in a stein, perhaps a Palestine.
I had a nice salad served with French dressing of course. Then I had Danish for dessert
The waiter said would you like Samoa? I said no, I’m all Finnish.
When I saw the price of the bill, I decided not to tip the waiter because I thought Egypt me. I paid cash because they didn’t take Czechs. I know you think I’m joking; but trust me, this story Israel.
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