If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
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My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...

...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
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A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
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Everyone knows where the Big apple is but does any one know where the ..... Minneapolis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahimswag
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hazelnutbag
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You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-

You've seen the mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChequeBook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack

To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I'm a big fan of the one night stand

Two just make my bedroom look cluttered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Witherkay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

β€œNo, sir," he replied. "They're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Here is one big if for the continued success of this sub:

IF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmuhlestein
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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One big dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOleFerret
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES

When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobob3831
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I have big dreams about doing electrical work around the house, but my wife is the sensible one

She keeps me grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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One big red flag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frog_football
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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People make such a big deal about vegans, which I don’t understand because I’ve never had beef with one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/priv_rex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolegrad15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Someone asked me, if I were forced to, would I eat a big beetle or a small one?

I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet6966
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Big One
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_H18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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If ladies with big knockers work at hooters, where do ladies with one leg work?

I-hop

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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Out of all the melons, my favorite is the big green one which is all red inside and riddled with seeds.

What a melon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apostjustforthis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Did you hear the one about the lady who mistook a big dusty cat for a flower?

It turned out to be a dander lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate

They're gonna call it FED UP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rowdyybarryy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I named my big donkey after a one-off character in The Simpsons.

His name is Hugh Jass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilyoftheRally
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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My wife yelled at me, "Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it?!"

I calmly replied, "I don't know what you mean, honey. Sit down and let's talk about it."

That's when I pulled her chair away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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We caught a big one! vine.co/v/e1Aximijteg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodmage666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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I had been telling dad jokes to my friends all evening and decided to finish off with one big finale.

Here's my favorite part

https://imgur.com/a/4ZLAw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojo40605
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."

Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hahaijoinedreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?

He was ostrich-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obknaxious
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Dad came in with a big smirk on his face and told me this one...

His jokes are a somewhat rare occasion, but the other day he just knew he had a good one.

"Hey son, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?" "No idea dad, what do you get? "

"Ele-phino! Hehehe..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyherbivore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1_amit
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
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A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippanonypotomous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

Ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thingswhitechxsay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?

Because he was a little more on.

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A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?

The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on

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