A while ago I thought my wife was going to leave me because of my bad posture.

It was just a hunch.

I talked to her about it, turns out I was wrong, and I stand corrected.

I’m really not sure what I was all bent out of shape about.

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👤︎ u/giacal3
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I got my wife with this one...

Me: While I was in the shower the water pressure wasn’t right, and I noticed the tubing on the handheld shower head is bent out of shape.

Wife: OK. Are you going to fix it?

Me: Eventually. But I have to confess something. I went ahead and used it this morning the way it is. Are you upset?

Wife: Upset? No. Why?

Me: Well, I think most wives would be pretty mad if they heard their husband had been taking a shower with some kinky hose.

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👤︎ u/zamundan
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Don't ever let your springform pan get mad at you

It might get bent out of shape

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