It never gets old.
you've got another Thing coming.
Every time her looked down at the dough, he thought βI guess youβre just what I kneadedβ
Son: But Dad my name is Scott. How could I be named after him?
Dad: He was named in 1706.
Heβs usually on the money.
What happens next will shock you!
βBenjamin who?β
βBenjamin.β
βWhoβs there?β
βKnock Knock.β
Donβt miss βBourne is the King of Israelβ
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
The mailman responds βItβs not about the money, itβs about sending a messageβ
breaking benjamin
...but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
Some Background Info
On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."
The Dad Joke
At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.
He said, "I Benjamin."
We call him Kenjamin but his proper name is Kenjamin Benjamin. This was our text message exchange yesterday and thought it was worthy of sharing.
Dad: After watching the olympics I decided Kenjamin is Chinese.
Me: What? I need you to explain further.
Dad: Ken Xia Minh
Me: Oh my god...
I'm going to name them both Benjamin, and they will get bunkbeds. So every night when I put them to bed I can say I'm stacking benji's.
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
Never gets old that one...
Never gets old.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.
Benjamin Franklin was a great President.
..but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
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