If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?

A Storm Trooper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissKit87
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So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredDerfman
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Ben Shapirone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ry_lee2127
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Ben Doe likes Vinyl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-DJ_Goat-
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Uncle Ben has died...

No more Mr Rice guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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There was a guy named Allen Thunder, he had a son Ben

What's special about Ben?

Well, just borrow his truck... now you have Ben Thunder's truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?

They call it Koo-Kee Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrfantastic123r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....

....working around the clock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?

Because of all the columns and rows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you hear that they are going to change the Uncle Ben’s logo?

It’s because everyone thought it was ricest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8910ben
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why was Ben 10 considered so powerful?

Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.

They work around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeaaawright
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Ben Nevis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReneeMichelle13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Uncle Ben
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peberkvaernen
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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My fiancΓ©e called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.

Sounded like she enjoyed her mΓ©nage Γ  froid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jocktx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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uncle ben
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astouve
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The KO we've all Ben Askren for.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Ben Sharpiero
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Yesterday I stood in front of Ben's reading light

Him: dad why?

Me: I'm an eclipse

Him: not this again

Me: I block the light of the son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyBlueCat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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If Ben and Jerry broke up would they engage in a custardy battle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Who’s Ben
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassyyak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAXisFUN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Ben Folds: β€œShe’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippomaster6000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Oh no! They turned uncle ben into...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/croongly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why is Ben Affleck’s best friend nuts?

Because he’s Macadamia(n)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad

When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...

Was outstanding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,

He said, "you'll see."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Bill and Ben were in the bath...

Bill said: "flobalobalob"

so Ben said: "you dirty b*stard, that stinks"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliotBee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.

...but his Aunt May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?

Because he has great Wan liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vector_Dozal_47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntingPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I heard that Ben bishop isn’t so good in the net

I guess he can only move diagonally

(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primusmulti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why is a good cook like Big Ben?

Because they both never forget the thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaosKuma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.

I think they're half brothers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SStyfle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...

"Been Affleck"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateral_jambi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?

Let me out of this coffin!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/operatingsauce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year

The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fileobrother
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted

They were working around the clock

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Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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