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I went in to get a checkup for severe pain near my belly and the doctor said "You have acute appendicitis". And I said..

Thanks, but I was looking for a treatment, not a compliment.

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👤︎ u/sanehussain
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You are underAvest!

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👤︎ u/spacemanwho
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What did the officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My cat likes to squish his feet on my belly.

Sometimes it's just nice to be kneaded.

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👤︎ u/gimme_them_cheese
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What kind of school do belly buttons go to?

Navel academies.

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👤︎ u/lg_3000
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Me to my daughter in regards to the gyms closing: "Guess I won't be flattening this curve." (As I pat my belly)

She rolled her eyes and sighed.

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👤︎ u/Batchet
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...

That's the paunch-line.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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I think this year, I’m going to give my belly button up for lint.
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👤︎ u/yags2002
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out of my belly?”

The doctor asks: “When did you swallow it?”

“About 3 years ago.”

“Really? Why are you coming this late?!”

“Well… I lost my spare key.”

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👤︎ u/C0untdown
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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What’s it called when a red belly bird goes to a cemetery?

Grave robin

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👤︎ u/Mscoobs
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. “Quit hurting your mother.” I said “ You’re grounded!”

“Go to your womb!”

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👤︎ u/thor_loop
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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What do you call a fight where you're only allowed to belly bump?

A naval battle

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👤︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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I need to quit smoking weed. I keep getting the munchies. I think I’m starting to get a pot-belly.
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👤︎ u/basketofgravy
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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In honor of the Winter Olympics, I’m going to tattoo “Budapest” on my belly...

...cause it’s the capital of Hungary...

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👤︎ u/chop-diggity
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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Today, I saw a young lady with a huge beer belly. It was so unusual I had to point it out to my wife. The young lady caught me making a joke...

She gave me a mean look and said “I’M PREGNANT!”

And I said “Shame on you! You shouldn’t drink so much, you’ll hurt the baby!”

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👤︎ u/CarsonFoles
📅︎ Dec 13 2017
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Where do belly buttons go to college

Naval Academy

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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Sent a picture of my enormous pregnant belly to my friend.

Her comment:

"Looks like Baby is running out of womb."

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👤︎ u/college_prof
📅︎ Jan 06 2015
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What did the police man say to this belly button?

"You're under a vest!"

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👤︎ u/NedDeadStark
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did the cop say to his belly?

You're under a vest

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/Gr0gn4kTh3B4rb4r14n
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What'd the cop say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

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👤︎ u/ThisIsAron
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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👤︎ u/CdotBigz
📅︎ May 08 2019
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