Belle Montrose Puns

Title: Houston, Tx Overpass Party

Time: Thu 2/6 4:45PM-6:20PM

Location: Houston / Bell Park / 4800 Montrose Blvd

Event URL: RSVP at https://www.mobilize.us/yang2020/event/224131/

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Houston is on deck. Join the fun at the best overpass in Houston. We will provide the signs and start at 4:45pm sharp, allow yourself time to park and walk 2 blocks.

-- Cory

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Weather (Powered by Dark Sky)

Possible drizzle tomorrow afternoon.

Around -1 to 5 degrees.

Travel

Due to severe weather disruption is expected until the end of the day.

Train services between Glasgow Central and Carlisle via Dumfries will be suspended between Kilmarnock and Dumfries.

Option 1 - Check if a rail journey is currently possible..

• Use the National Rail Enquiries real-time journey planner to check if you can continue your journey by rail.

Option 2 - Alternative Routes & Local Public Transport..

• If you have had to drive to another station your ticket will be valid to collect your car on your return journey. Speak to a member of staff to validate your ticket.

• We have arranged for your rail tickets to be accepted on local bus routes with Stagecoach West on their X74 service between Glasgow and Dumfries until further notice.

Option 3 - Rail Replacement Transport..

*Currently, we have not requested Rail Replacement Transport. We will monitor this situation as the incident develops.

Option 4 - Consider travelling later..

*You might wish to consider postponing your journey until our services return to normal.

• In reaction to severe weather we had on Friday 26th November, multiple lines have been closed to allow staff to inspect the track before running train services.

• We have had multiple reports of trees, other obstructions and overhead wire damage across the country.

Let us help you:Please let us try and help you if you are being disrupted. At the station or on-train:* Speak to a member of staff or use the Help-point (station only).* Listen for announcements.* Information will be displayed on Customer Information Screens.Keep up to date or get in touch on your phone:Twitter: Live updates @ScotRail.WhatsApp: Contact us on WhatsApp.App: Live updates on our app. Phone: Contact Customer Relations.

Train services between Aberdeen and Queen Street will be suspended between Aberdeen and Dundee.

• We have arranged for your rail tickets to be accepted on local bus routes with Stagecoach East between Dundee and Arbroath and between Arbroath and Montrose.

• Option 3 - Rail Replacement Transport..

• We have the following buses running between Dundee and Aberdeen: One Smith & Sons bus and two 16 seat mini buses provided by Bells Executive Hire and Capercaille.

What's On Today

Self led Workshop - Share some South Asian Games (*Scotland S

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Friends from the North coming into town this weekend

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

He lost May

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Put it on my bill

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Title: HOUSTON Yang2020 Overpass Party (Museum District)!!

Time: Wed 10/30 5PM-7:30PM

Location: Houston / Bell Park / 4800 Montrose Blvd

Event URL: RSVP at https://www.mobilize.us/yang2020/event/145312/

Houston Museum District Overpass Party and Happy Hour!

Meet at Bell Park, 5pm October 30

We will walk to the bridge, rabble-rouse with signs during rush hour, then walk to a nearby restaurant for the game and happy hour!

Join the fun! Cory Martin and team

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