Because I'm Awesome Puns

Looked a little iffy. She said "check it yourself, if its gross, dont use it." I said "i'd prefer you check it, I'm not a very good judge of kaleactor". She didnt even laugh or even snicker. Just an eye roll. This may have been my best pun in all of my fatherhood. Please tell me how awesome this pun was because, frankly, it's a killer.

Because I'm faux king awesome

Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.

Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.

Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?

W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?

M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and

W: You should post that joke there!

I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.

I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...

I'm going through r/dadjokes to find some appropriate for an 8yo. She tried to take my phone and I tell her she can't because there are some with dirty words and her awesome reply is

"They didn't take a shower?"