If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
A big fire in Boston.
If 666 is the number of the beast, what’s 668?
The neighbor of the beast...
Beauty and the Beast is a great story about a beast who is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever but gets...
saved by the Belle
What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?
A supreme leader.
What's the beast's favorite restaurant?
Taco Belle
If The Beauty and the Beast took place in America, "Beauty" would have to be from the South
Because she's a Southern Belle
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast
Oh wait. I'm obese
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Beast-Man gets off a revenge pun. youtu.be/gmfzKotk2hE?t=64…
What award did Gaston of Beauty and The Beast won?
The No Belle prize
What is The Beast's favorite lunch meat?
Belle-oney!
Why does the Beast always make Cogsworth stand guard?
He makes a great watch
Saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...
Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.
Belle shouldn't have chosen the Beast. The other guy was a much better cook.
He had experience in molecular Gastonomy.
I saw a mystical beast with an interesting thing on it's head...
It was a unique horn.
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast...
Winner of the No-Belle prize.
