I have never understood why I did not consider cottage cheese to be a real cheese.
But it's just a curd to me.
Nobody would be able to guess Spiderman's real identity.
Everyone just thought he was a web developer.
Let's be real, two wrongs don't make a right
But three rights make a left
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
The local beavers used to be real hard workers
But now they just don't give a dam
Hay there! (soon-to-be-me in real life)
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying
But it wasn't half as bad
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
Hemmorhoids can be a real pain in the ass.
(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
Cutting a piece of glass would be a real pane.
D: Son, wake up real early on your birthday. There's going to be a historic event. S. What kind of event?
D: The dawn of a new age.
Sometimes physics can be a real bummer.
I was thinking about gravity yesterday and it really brought me down.
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
Guy used to be in the army. Real good looking guy too. Blond hair, tall, blue eyes. But now tends to sick animals, helping to diagnose and treat them so they can get better.
He's a veteran Aryan.
Eating too many cherries can be a real pain
it's the pits.
Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
How Can i^2 Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real?
