If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
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What rank did the piece of corn hold in the military?
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.
That would be a big step forward.
Too dangerous to be left alive
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
What is blue and doesn't fit?
Did you know Shakespeare had a brother who was a foot soldier in the military?
He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.
How many books can you fit into an empty backpack?
One. Because after that it’s not empty anymore.
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call Remy when he goes with Linguini to the military?
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
I’m giving away a pair of gloves that don’t fit me anymore.
Can somebody come take them off my hands?
May the 5th be with you...wait, Uhm.
After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
I feel like this meme fits in here.
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.
Apparently identity theft is a crime.
People say being a server is a bad job
But hey, it puts food on the table!
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
My new girlfriend and I are both really into fitness, and I've got a really good feeling about us.
I just know we're going to workout.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
A genie appeared and granted me one wish: I said I wanted to be happy.
Now I live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and I work in a mine.
Be careful what you ask for
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
Sure elevators can be uplifting
But sometimes they just get me down 😔
I tried being a vegetarian...
But realized it was a big missed steak
I did not expect this to be the replacement IronMan
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: “And what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, “No peer pressure.”
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Cuz then it would be a foot
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