TIL that when the Greek goddess Demeter was depressed, a old woman named Baubo cheered her up by flashing her genitals at her en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bau…
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Baubo offering? (deity)

hi everyone! so i’m not quite familiar with making offerings to deities. i feel as though i really connected to the story of Baubo, the Goddess of Humor. two questions on this subject.

  1. i’ve read (via untrustworthy website) that she is Satanic? does anyone know anything about this? i obviously would not make an offering if this is the case.

  2. any ideas for offerings? she is the Goddess of laughter, humor, femininity and sexual liberation (to my understanding, please correct me if i’m wrong).

like i said, i’m very new to deities/offerings, so any advice would be much appreciated.

xox

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Statue of Baubo, Goddess of Lewd Jokes. c.a. 400 BCE [393x2048]
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Statue of Baubo, Goddess of Lewd Jokes. c.a. 400 BCE
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Statue of Baubo, Goddess of Lewd Jokes. c.a. 400 BCE
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Cult Beauty also stocks Goop, Moon Juice, several ranges of vaginal skincare, and other problematic brands

I'd like to start by saying that where you buy from and what you buy are your decision and your business alone.

I'm not posting this to boycott Cult Beauty. I've bought from them multiple times and they're still my first stop for certain brands. But with the rising acknowledgement of Mecca's problematic practices and brands, I keep seeing Cult Beauty recommended as an alternative.

Cult Beauty stocks most of the brands Mecca stocks and more. This includes Goop and Moon Juice. It includes several ranges of vaginal skincare, including a softening vulva balm, an intimate calming oil and "V-Drops" (probiotics for your vagina? Also the usage note "Do not insert the pipette!" made me shrivel up). It also includes brands with problematic founders such as Nudestix and Lime Crime (LC looks like it's being phased out, but a few years ago it was definitely a prominent CB feature). There could be more, but Cult Beauty stocks so many niche and "natural" brands that I couldn't investigate them all.

I'm of the opinion that wide consumer choices are good and that if someone out there wants a softening vulva balm, more power to them. I'll probably still buy from Cult Beauty. But I don't see them as a less problematic alternative to Mecca, and wouldn't recommend them as such.

Edit: I'm also of the opinion that nothing is truly 'ethical' unless it's second hand, so I'm not trying to say we should find a brand that's completely faultless. I'm not sure if that's possible.

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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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where do pirates get their hooks?

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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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So proud.

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Baubo offering? (deity)

hi everyone! so i’m not quite familiar with making offerings to deities. i feel as though i really connected to the story of Baubo, the Goddess of Humor. two questions on this subject.

  1. i’ve read (via untrustworthy website) that she is Satanic? does anyone know anything about this? i obviously would not make an offering if this is the case.

  2. any ideas for offerings? she is the Goddess of laughter, humor, femininity and sexual liberation (to my understanding, please correct me if i’m wrong).

like i said, i’m very new to deities/offerings, so any advice would be much appreciated.

xox

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