Barun Sobti Puns

I know beauty is subjective . You just have to state your opinion.

You can't name actors who are not doing tv shows and ott actors also

Karan Singh grover in Dil mil gayye was my first crush

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The list contains 85 insiders and 148 outsiders.

INSIDERS:

• Aamir Khan (son of producer Tahir Hussain).

• Abhay Deol (nephew of Dharmendra).

• Abhimanyu Dasani (son of Bhagyashree).

• Abhishek Bacchan (son of Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan).

• Aditi Rao Hydari (maternal 2nd cousin of filmmaker Kiran Rao, who, in turn, is wife of Aamir Khan).

• Aditya Pancholi (son of filmmaker Rajan Pancholi).

• Aditya Roy Kapoor (brother of producer Sidharth Roy Kapoor).

• Aisha Ahmed (daughter of Rukhsar Rehman).

• Ajay Devgn (son of veteran action director Veeru Devgan).

• Akshaye Khanna (son of Vinod Khanna).

• Alaya F (daughter of Pooja Bedi and granddaughter of Kabir Bedi).

• Alia Bhatt (daughter of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Ananya Pandey (daughter of Chunky Pandey).

• Anil Kapoor (brother of producer Boney Kapoor).

• Anushka Ranjan (daughter of Shashi and Anu Ranjan).

• Arjun Kapoor (son of Boney Kapoor).

• Athiya Shetty (daughter of Suniel Shetty).

• Bobby Deol (son of Dharmendra).

• Dulquer Salmaan (son of Mammootty).

• Emraan Hashmi (nephew of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Esha Deol (daughter of Hema Malini).

• Fardeen Khan (son of Firoz Khan).

• Farhan Akhtar (son of Javed Akhtar).

• Govinda (son of actor-producer Arun Ahuja and actress Nirmala Devi).

• Harman Baweja (son of producer Harry Baweja).

• Harshvardhan Kapoor (son of Anil Kapoor).

• Hrithik Roshan (son of Rakesh Roshan).

• Imran Khan (nephew of Aamir Khan).

• Ira Dubey (daughter of theatre director, stage and film actress, Lillete Dubey).

• Ishaan Khatter (brother of Shahid Kapoor and son of Neelima Azeem).

• Jackky Bhagnani (son of producer Vashu Bhagnani).

• Jahnvi Kapoor (daughter of Sridevi).

• Kajol (daughter of Tanuja).

• Karan Deol (son of Sunny Deol).

• Kareena Kapoor Khan (daughter of Randhir and Babita Kapoor).

• Karisma Kapoor (daughter of Randhir and Babita Kapoor).

• Kiara Advani (step-great-granddaughter of Ashok Kumar and great-niece of Saeed Jaffrey).

• Konkana Sen Sharma (daughter of filmmaker, screenwriter and actress Aparna Sen).

• Kumar Gaurav (son of Rajendra Kumar).

• Meezan Jaffrey (son of Javed Jaffrey).

• Neil Nitin Mukesh (grandson of Mukesh and son of Nitin Mukesh).

• Parineeti Chopra (sister of Priyanka Chopra).

• Pooja Bedi (daughter of Kabir Bedi).

• Pooja Bhatt (daughter of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Pranutan Bahl (daughter or Mohnish Bahl).

• Prateik Babbar (son of Raj Babbar and Smita Patil).

• Purab Kohli (grand-nephew of Dev Anand and nephew of Shekhar

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why