Tom Petty never wore underwear.
He was always free, free ballin'
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts.
3 fish walking on the sea floor
- fish 1 turns to a nearby restaurant and asks: shell we eat here?
fish 3 says: is it even good tho?
fish 1 then says: yeah its good, ive haddock with fish 2 before its a very good plaice.
fish 2 says: yeah that plaice is good, when i first took a bite of the food, i let out a huge, oh my cod!
fish 3 says: i trout that tho it seems kinda fishy, arowana eat at this restaurant. halibut that one? i had it with a large grouper before. ive even met the gill of my breams before!
fish 1 says: oh sure! i dont mind.
fish 3 says: there is a caviar tho, its very expensive and of-fish-al.
fish 2 says: oh for heavens hake! you know we dont have the money for that.
fish 3 says: nah im ballin, i could perch-ace the whole store!
fish 2 says: in my breams you cod, you take me for a school?! you are bass-lighting me.
fish 3 says: no, im not bass-lighting you. ive been surfing on this nft hype recently and have made river-bank! keep it as a sea-cret tho.
fish 2 says: oh, thats surf-prising. how much money have you made?
fish 3 says: mmm, about a gillion so far. its difficult to start tho, i had to shell all my craw-perty to a shellfish clam at the prawn-shop! but, i took my oppor-tuna-ty and made profit.
fish 1 says: ughh are you done coral-ling? im starving here!
fish 2 says: actually, do yall sea the curved metal thing up there? The food on it look delicious, let's crab it. - they all agreed unanimously, but little did they know, a wrasse-ful fisherman was up there,
waiting for his next meal. - fin
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
Chemistry
Me after getting heartburn:
"Guess this means I'm pretty ballin'..."
My wife: What!?
"Well, I'm not very basic..."
Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?
That shit's gonna be ballin'.
What does Tom Petty say when he doesn’t have any clean underwear?
“Now I’m freeeeeeeeee, free ballin”
Tom Petty never wore underwear.
He was always freeee..,....free ballin
