Any reliable workshops in riyadh with experience with bmw e63's (2006 645ci) or the n62 engine?

The car needs special attention because of the n62 engine - not the most reliable.

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2006 BMW 650i (E64/N62) SOS Call Malfunction - Can I code it out with Bimmercode?
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What is this that came out with my oil? 2006 BMW N62 motor
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2005 BMW 645ci with 107k miles and needing valve stem seals. N62 engine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehadmatter666
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BMW N62 questions

Those who have experience with the BMW N62 platform, are there any major issues that can’t be prevented with regular scheduled maintenance? I have heard they are bad for going through valve seals.

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What is this small plastic piece that came out when I drained my oil? 2006 BMW 550i, N62 motor
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BMW N62 cams VS LS1 cam imgur.com/jvQTLLi
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BMW N62 V8 cylinder head
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BMW N62 V8 Spark Plug and Coil Pack Removal and Replacement DIY Guide (OC) youtube.com/watch?v=_OgFB…
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Hey I can make your n62 equipped bmw stop smoking/leaking/embarrassing.

A recent 545i valve seal job: http://imgur.com/a/yIdXD A 745i all german auto coolant pipe replacement: http://imgur.com/a/PQflu Various bmw work including an engine swap, n62 alternator bracket oilcooler outlet seal(so called "mystery leak), the bimmerpipe coolant pipe, and a new/old comparison of the valve stem seals: http://imgur.com/a/rzMoH

I charge $1500 normally but ive decided to give redditors a $420 discount. So redditors are pay $1080 for labor

I do diagnostics and repairs on anything. I don't mind giving advice either.

I am located in Austin, Texas.

If you want to talk about your car, Pm me for details

These are all the parts youll need for a basic valve seal job: http://m.ebay.com/itm/131283226107?nav=SEARCH http://m.ebay.com/itm/151357248180?nav=SEARCH A word to the wise: If you let the smoking go on to long, you'll be looking at secondary air issues, and catalytic converter failure. Meaning more money on parts and labor.

TL;DR: I fix valve stem seals on bmws, if you are a redditor, I will knock off $420 of of the labor price. PM me.

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Sloppy seconds, major oil leak after another shop did valve covers and upper timing case seals. Sneaky alternator bracket seal was pouring oil per the usual , BMW N62 i.reddituploads.com/5b03f…
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Looking at a β€˜04 745Li

Hi all! I might e making the treacherous switch from Audi over to the BMW world! I’m looking at a 2004 745Li but it supposedly needs a new left control arm as well as brake lining? (Does this mean the brake lines need replacing, or something different?) how much would work like this typically cost, and is it realistic to buy for someone who isn’t looking to buy a problem car, so to speak??

Would this car pass state safety inspections (MA, USA) without the work being done first? I know that the windshield needs to be replaced in order to pass but that’s not a big deal.

What are your thoughts? Comments? Concerns? I’m not very knowledgeable about cars and repairs to begin with, so any advice is greatly appreciated!!

pictures and listing info

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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i Karenough to
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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