43 Hilarious Audie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Do you know what is Audi's next evolution?

It's the Olympics!

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👤︎ u/Jay-ay

📅︎ Aug 07 2021

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What type of belly buttons do cars have?

Audi's.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Nov 04 2021

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What's a cowboys favorite car?

Audi, partner 🤠

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👤︎ u/Senor_Andy_Panda

📅︎ Sep 06 2021

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Neighbor crashed his car into my upstairs bathroom and I wondered…

Audi do that

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👤︎ u/albasolo

📅︎ Sep 14 2021

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How does a german greet a southern american?

Audi

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👤︎ u/Lofolop_pol

📅︎ Sep 04 2021

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What did the Cowboy say as he entered the German Car show?

'Audi

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👤︎ u/skycooper11

📅︎ Jul 25 2021

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If you put your Audi in a garage...

Does it become and Inni?

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👤︎ u/Poopscoop21

📅︎ May 20 2020

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I walked into a car showroom in Texas and asked if they had any German cars. The salesman said “Audi?” ...

I said “Hello, do you have any German cars?”

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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What do you call a Texan in an Audi?

Howdy

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👤︎ u/SirMrCluck

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?

Q7.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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My next door neighbour has just bought an Audi, a Toyota and a 2 BMWs.

I think he’s got that car owner virus.

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👤︎ u/Titsonafish

📅︎ Feb 11 2020

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Let’s go get raudi in the Audi

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👤︎ u/hobowhite

📅︎ Jul 12 2019

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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

Me: Audios!

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👤︎ u/Renae_07

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.

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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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I'm going to make a car company to rival Audi

I'll call it Inni

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👤︎ u/Bronsolo1

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🤠

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👤︎ u/EL17Eness

📅︎ Jul 12 2020

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What kind of cars do German cowboys drive?

H’Audis.

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👤︎ u/v0t3p3dr0

📅︎ Jun 28 2021

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Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...

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👤︎ u/LargeCardinal

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?

Audi partner.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?

An Audi

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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Audi should release a line of activewear called 'Squattro'

I felt this was a little to punny for /r/showerthoughts

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👤︎ u/Testercles

📅︎ Oct 06 2017

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What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

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👤︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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What kind of bellybuttons do cars have?

Audis

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👤︎ u/Das_Kommandant

📅︎ Oct 04 2020

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An Audi R8 sped past us

And I thought, "Man, does that guy want to get Audi here". I could feel man dads approval if he knew English.

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👤︎ u/tropicderp

📅︎ May 13 2015

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What did the car salesman say when he left the party?

“I’m Audi!”

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👤︎ u/JammerJake2005

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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What do you call a country based inside a car?

An Incarnation

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👤︎ u/neo_anderson_7

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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Wife needs a new car. I gave her wordplay. imgur.com/a/hg0UO

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👤︎ u/DontFuckWithMyMoney

📅︎ Sep 28 2015

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A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon

Audi

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👤︎ u/RatTrap79

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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If my car had a belly button

do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?

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👤︎ u/measurebeyondwit

📅︎ Mar 11 2020

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Dad-joked my own Father while we were driving home.

My Dad and I were watching "Iron Man" on his truck's DVD player while he was driving me home. It cuts to a scene where someone was driving an Audi.

Dad: Ooh, that's a nice car.

Me: Meh, I don't like it.

Dad: You don't like the Audi?

Me: Nope.

Dad: Get out.

Me: You want me to get Audi your car?

Dad: ಠ_ಠ

The groan he emitted was magnificent.

Edit: Individuals seem to be upset about him occasionally watching while he was driving. I apologize if this offends anyone. I talked to him, and he says he will make sure to only watch when he is stopped/parked. I will make sure he does so. Thank you for the concern!

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👤︎ u/TaylorAlexis

📅︎ May 21 2015

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I may never fully recover from this one.

As my family was driving to a restaurant, my mom pointed out a cool looking Audi car.
My dad: "Hm, I wonder when they will make innies?"
Needless to say, there was much "uhg"-ing on this night.

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👤︎ u/Protoss_Pylon

📅︎ Nov 08 2015

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A cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says........

Audi

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👤︎ u/JK-BB

📅︎ Sep 06 2018

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Some German cars are very quiet.

They are barely audi-ble

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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A redneck wants to buy a German car.

Audi partner!

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Sep 20 2018

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What kind of bellybutton's do Germans have?

Audis.

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👤︎ u/haemaker

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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I wanna buy a Focus

But I don't think I can aford it.

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👤︎ u/cosmote_wifi

📅︎ Mar 06 2018

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What does a car say when it gets hurt?

Audi

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👤︎ u/bearlegion

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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What do you call a car that kills journalists.

A sAudi.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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How do you greet a German Car salesman?

Audi you do

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👤︎ u/glezgatoon

📅︎ Apr 13 2021

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What kind of belly button does a car have?

an Audi

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👤︎ u/jvartandillustration

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?

Audi, partner.

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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What did the cowboy say to the car?

Audi.

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👤︎ u/SamMachin2001

📅︎ May 20 2018

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How do cars greet each other in Texas?

‘Audi

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👤︎ u/0LORD-VADER0

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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