PART FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-TWO
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Sunday
With Sam’s family out of the apartment, Lucas had changed his mind about the best place to have this conversation and was waiting for Brock beside the giant TV above Llyr’s chair.
His eyebrows arched upwards when Brock came out of his room wearing a black Minecraft shirt and torn jeans. “Yeah, yeah. Yuk it up,” Brock grumbled, seeing the amusement that was probably written all over his face. “Robbie grabbed me a few things that would fit, and he thought I should try to stay away from my usual taste in clothes.”
Lucas was surprised by that and personally thought Robbie was being overcautious. After all, who in their right mind would look at a fifteen-year-old, blue-eyed, blond kid of entirely the wrong nationality and go ‘A-Ha! You’re the twenty-six-year-old guy in WITSEC because I recognise that eclectic fashion sense anywhere’.
But, as he’d only just been reminded, Brock had already died once whilst under police protection, so, maybe it wasn’t such a stretch.
Lucas turned on his heel and went past Sam’s dressing room into the younger man’s office. “Not that I’m expecting anyone to walk in on us, but without Robbie’s ‘everyone must play nice’ field in play, I don’t want to take any chances.”
“Does it weird you out, knowing that about Robbie and Sam?” Brock asked after he closed the door.
Lucas grabbed the chair from behind the desk and wheeled it towards the Nordic recliner in the corner beside the door, leaving Brock to claim the more comfortable chair. Brock wasted no time dropping his weight into the armchair, keeping his feet on the ground on either side of its footstool.
Lucas sat on the wheeled chair and walked it the last few inches to be right beside Brock. “Honestly, not as much as you would think. Going to church was part of the ritual growing up, and our family had a familiar relationship with God.”
“What does that even mean?”
“We weren’t like Catholics, as far as putting Him on an unreachable pedestal. T
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
You take away their little brooms
When I got home, they were still there.
