I assume

You know what assume means.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RusticNomads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Not a dad, but I laughed at my own joke for at least 5 minutes.

Walking out of a hardware store with my friend he sees a new Coke brand refrigerator. He says,

"My dad tried to get one like that but he couldn't find one. They don't sell them to just anyone"

I immediately responded,

"Yeah you've gotta be a coke dealer"

Laughing ensued on my part all the way home while he just looked at me like I betrayed him. I'm assuming that means it was a perfect dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LUMPYromero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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