Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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👤︎ u/Slipstreme
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Because his name is Ash
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👤︎ u/sonujohny
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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My friend burned a bible and injected the ashes into his arm

I think it was a mistake to take the Lord's name in vein

Credit: Cyanide and Happiness

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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I just realized my Grandpa was a very dedicated dad joker.

I spent most of my life thinking my uncle was named "Ash" (totally not Ash, but it works for explaining this). Turns out "Ash" was a nickname to describe his hair. His real name was French (totally his actual name, and more common that you'd think). This was because my grandpa liked hearing my uncle say "my name is French," and see the look of confusion of people's faces. My Grandpa was a troll. Rest in peace, you crazy old man.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2017
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My friend once burned a bible then injected the ashes into his arm

He took the Lord's name in vein.

Credit: Cyanide and Happiness

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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