Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
My friend burned a bible and injected the ashes into his arm
I think it was a mistake to take the Lord's name in vein
Credit: Cyanide and Happiness
I just realized my Grandpa was a very dedicated dad joker.
I spent most of my life thinking my uncle was named "Ash" (totally not Ash, but it works for explaining this). Turns out "Ash" was a nickname to describe his hair. His real name was French (totally his actual name, and more common that you'd think). This was because my grandpa liked hearing my uncle say "my name is French," and see the look of confusion of people's faces. My Grandpa was a troll. Rest in peace, you crazy old man.
My friend once burned a bible then injected the ashes into his arm
He took the Lord's name in vein.
Credit: Cyanide and Happiness
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