A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob
Edited because I used the darker version by mistake
Post divorce, Valentina realised she had missed the camaraderie of a healthy relationship. What she didn't realise was it would be in the arms of another married man, however this couple had been missing the spark for years and decided to give thrilling a go. Much to their surprise, it worked! v.redd.it/9n9eh1iodci41
The newest patch brings out the capability to man the Chinese 052B destroyer and 093 nuclear attack submarine if you own Combined Arm thanks to Deka Ironwork Simulation
40's saved my sister's jeep, mostly. Old man had a medical issue and swerved into her lane at 45mph. Rear tire went up over the fender when she tried to avoid him. Wheel, control arms and axle need to replaced. Could have been much worse.
A woman seated while flying in economy and holding her baby in her arms, was startled when the man sitting behind her bent forward to say "Ma'am that is one ugly baby you have there!"
The woman, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, was so shocked she could barely retort "Well I ... I never!"
The man continued: "I'm just being honest with you ma'am, I mean, I've seen some ugly babies in my time, but yours is a real showstopper".
Quite overwhelmed, the woman called a flight attendant over. "The man behind me just hurled the most hideous insult at me, and I demand to be moved to a different seat!" she said.
The attendant gave her a consoling look of sympathy. "I'm so sorry, but as you know our flight is fully booked and until we find someone willing to switch seats, I'm afraid I won't be able to reseat you. We do apologize, however, and if you like, in the meantime we'd be happy to offer you anything from our in-flight menu free of charge."
"Fine", the woman said with an air of resignation, "but I've never been so insulted in all my life. What a horrible man!"
"Well, I just said the truth!", could be faintly heard from the seat behind.
Hearing that, the attendant resolved to make the woman feel better as soon as possible, telling her, "Any item of food or any alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage, whatever you choose, it's on us", she said.
"And if you like I'll also bring a banana for your comfort monkey."
Police pepper sprays man in the face in very close range while subduing him on the ground with the weight of a full grown man and with one arm bent behind his back.
[Smackdown Spoiler] Roman Reigns in response to a fan: Man no doubt [Spoiler] is a stud! Great in the ring and I can’t wait to introduce him to the Big Fight. But no matter how big a mans arms are 😂. If I hit u first, you’re guna take a seat. [Spoiler] was no exception. Ah Yessir✌🏽 twitter.com/wweromanreign…
A Somali Man sits back and smokes Aug. 31, 1993, as a U.S. Ranger guards the front gate of a garage that was being searched for arms. Mogadishu, Operation Gothic Serpent.
On a drive home from work, my fiancée turns to me and says, "Babe, we should have knives and lights all over the house. They should be at arm's reach anywhere we are." Ladies and gents, I'm a very lucky man. Today's on deck for Fri-yay.
Atlanta man sentenced to five life terms for series of violent armed robberies targeting Asian businesses -- pistol-whipped defenseless victims and shot three women including one in the back who was kneeling on the floor face down. hopclear.com/atlanta-man-…
Stranger helps a frightened elderly man onto the escalator and rides down with him arm-in-arm. Humanity at its finest.
Elya born on jan 14th with ARMs his first surgery was last friday and the next one will probably be in April. Such a brave little man.
Atlanta man sentenced to five life terms for series of violent armed robberies targeting Asian businesses -- pistol-whipped defenseless victims and shot three women including one in the back who was kneeling on the floor face down. hopclear.com/atlanta-man-…
[Essary] Closer look at the 3rd and goal everyone is up in arms about passing on. Fant coming across in motion signals man. Fant is open and this is a touchdown if it's thrown on time, or even somewhat late. Flacco waited way too long to throw this ball. twitter.com/jeffreyessary…
As you travel, you get ambushed by a strange bird like robot thing... but just before it attacks, a man with a mechanical arm appears and attacks the creature before it can ht you. v.redd.it/zeddvl2jvpn41
[World of Warcraft] I log on and my man starts doing the “don’t move your arms” walk. Looks a bit silly v.redd.it/ay4idptnulb41
Man without arms smacks his wife's ass and pets his dog for the first time *emotional*
I took a picture of a bonfire. When I zoomed in, I saw what looks like a black man with sunglasses, a white jacket, and his arm extended. You can even see the creases in the jacket!
[Self] Got some Boulders for Shoulders. Arms complete, motion checks out pretty good and I couldn’t be happier with the paint! 3D Printed Mark 85 Iron Man v.redd.it/7h9iopoo78j41
Update on WIP Astray Turn Red. Getting an Iron Man feel from this. Only the head, arms, and backpack left.
My best friend and I listened to PJ so heavily in high school and got to see them open the 2016 tour in Ft. Laudy after my finals for the best concert I’ll ever see. Getting the setlist and having my old man frame it makes me raise my arms in a V
In a sheer panic, the man pulled his side arm and placed 3 shots into the chest of the enemy combatant.
"Dad," his son's last words were drowned out by the fire works outside.
A member of our well regulated militia arms himself to attend a bonfire. He gets into an argument and starts firing into the air, then shoots a man a few times who tried to approach him. The victim and some other witnesses tackle him and take his gun away. (Stockton, AL) mynbc15.com/news/local/ma…
Czech man saves elderly rider who was knocked down by a train arm and onto the tracks v.redd.it/1tfrrtz4dq431
A custom 'Tin Man' Coat of Arms, designed by Dawn from Dark Design Graphics with the aim of being a Family Heirloom for our customers kin! We thoroughly enjoyed creating this design! See link in comments for time-lapse video and the final framed image by our customer!
"I like to be a bear man and rip off the arms of the first person I see to take as my weapons." "I somehow always end up strangling people in their sleep." "I strip people in their sleep and throw their clothes at them. Sometimes I gouge out their eyes." reddit.com/r/dwarffortres…
(Not my video) In RDR2, if you choose to bring an injured man to the doctors, the doctor will say he'll have to amputate the arm, and tells Arthur he might not want to watch. If you stick around, you can watch him inject anesthetic and saw the arm off. youtu.be/fsxakn0x0xQ
In Avengers Endgame, after his time machine turns ant man into a baby and then an old man, professor hulk says, “I see this as an absolute win.” This is a nod to a popular meme on reddit, depicting professor hulk with outstretched arms and the caption, “I see this as an absolute win.”
Hello everyone! So I just got the Marvel Legends Mark 50 Iron Man and Iron Spider 2-pack from Target today. As soon as I moved the arm up for this Iron Man, it came off. Does anyone know how to fix this?
My second version of custom Man At Arms. reddit.com/gallery/llstly
Spider Man Tip: How to get the most out of your Web Swing arc. Cross your arm to the other side of your body during the swing and only pull the line at the end when you want a boost. It’s so much more elegant than I gave it credit for. Can’t believe this is free. youtu.be/8-eoJEdaq2Y
What would it take to create a show based on a game of skill (chess) chance (rock paper scissors) strength (arm wrestling) and maybe fate (tick tack toe) to find the ultimate man?
In the Emporer’s New Groove, Rudy (The Old Man) jokingly punches Kuzco in the arm. Kuzco says “Easy tiger, l gotta use that arm later” which is a reference to the fact that he rejected all mating prospects and will be masturbating later.
Police pepper sprays man in the face in very close range while subduing him on the ground with the weight of a full grown man and with one arm bent behind his back.
In Colorado, an argument starts on a bus and continues after people are dropped off. "Someone" fires a gun and a man (not involved in the argument) is shot in the arm. twitter.com/ProtectionGun…
I just watched a man take a needle out of a passed out man's arm(who is HIV positive) and use it to shoot up the herion he was cooking on a spoon. Anyone want to guess what game I'm playing?
The arms of a strong man and the feet of an old lady
Tony Kemp helps Astro’s fans do a gender reveal.. and leaps into the mans arms! twitter.com/theastrojoker…
Finger prints have an ultra sound image of a baby. Lucifer signature. 42_2334 is revelations chapters 11-13. 666 mark of the beast. The signature also has a man with two horns and arms spread out to his sides. Just my quick take on all this but am looking for help further.
Here's my idea to reuse the hydro-man pieces for a new sandman figure. Probably need to remold the arms and legs into a sad like texture/design.
Renault, Dismas, and my original Man at Arms i named Vimes, all died for the first time in the "Lighting the Way" quest. They all died before it was won by my a final judgment from my vestal. Lost trophy?
If I just grind dungeons until it has the event that brings all of them back to life, would they be able to be taken to the 4th dungeon, or would it count as having already succeded in a quest there? Just wondering.
TIL in 2001 a man wrestled a 7-foot bull shark to retrieve the severed arm of his nephew. After saving the boy the man dived back in, seized the shark and wrestled it to shore where a ranger shot it. The arm was pried from its gullet, put on ice, rushed to the hospital and successfully sewed back. reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
