But they're a solid number two.
They tell me that they are tear-rible.
Yule be sorry.
"True, son, but then at least we'd know what work you were out of."
Last time they were here there was a murder
for a parent reasons
They're hill areas.
Guess I'm lack-jokes intolerant.
Because they're not proper-gators
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Because they like to throw Pooh.
Because it would be illegal.
They are all just has-beans.
The go against the grain.
They only tell deadjokes.
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
They lie la lie. Bang
A guy was watching an Australian baking show, and the audience applauded loudly when the chef made meringue.
He was very surprised at this, because Australians usually boo meringue.
(Also: I used to know an old boomerang joke but can't quite remember it. Oh well......it'll probably come back to me.)
Too many cheetahs
I bet they make for a great continental breakfast!
Threemorrow
It a class Bee felony.
One day, I asked him the quickest way to get to the lake.
He asked me, “Are you walking or are you driving?”
“Driving”
“Yup, that’s the fastest way.”
Because there's a target on every corner.
They might have reptile dysfunction.
They're fowl.
They do unspeakable things
..."they're unmatched."
...but they're a solid number two
but they're a solid #2.
....unless you count Dracula.
But they're a solid number 2.
I bet they make for a great continental breakfast!
They're hill areas.
