A list of puns related to "Aprilia Mojito"
I'm hoping someone can point me in the right direction for fixing my wife's bike as I'm pulling my hair out trying to sort it.
It's suffering from fuel starvation when at full throttle for more than 15-20 seconds. You get a splutter as it starts to die but lifting off for a few seconds and/or running at ~80% throttle fixes it.
It wouldn't be an issue but it's only a 125cc 4 stroke (Aprilia Mojito 125) and she goes down NSL roads so full throttle is needed sometimes!
I've done the obvious things such as changing the filters, spark plug & vacuum line to the fuel pump. I've also replaced the fuel pump itself as it looked a bit grotty and I wanted to eliminate it as the culprit.
All of the vent pipes are clear, the fuel cap isn't vented but I've ran it with the cap loosened and it still cuts out.
Other than stripping and rebuilding the carb, is there anything else it could be?
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/5255100514.html
So I'm considering buying this for $1,000 β and this will be my first scooter. I'm usually a motorcycle guy, but I really like the look of scooters, and I commute a short distance every day, that I'm tired of putting on my car. I've done some research, but the Mojito doesn't have a ton of review information to help me pull the trigger.
Any thoughts/opinions?
Hey guys so, I have a 2004 Aprilia Mojito Custom 150cc, and ive had this issues where is im going 45mph or higer for more then 3 to 5 seconds, my scooter bogs and proceeds to stall. its my only way to work and just really would love some help.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
BamBOO!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
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