I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

https://preview.redd.it/1yewlsty6i481.png?width=1610&format=png&auto=webp&s=781bdf9aa6d6281d841ac15379f0e3f658856ac8

Quando a TGA 2021 acontece?

O evento acontecerá nesta quinta-feira, 9 de dezembro, as 21h30 (horário de Brasília), apresentado pelo anfitrião Geoff Keighley. A apresentação e evento oficial deve começar às 22h, mas a partir das 21h30 já há apresentações de um pré-show. O The Game Awards 2021 acaba oficialmente à 1h da manhã do dia 10 de dezembro, com cerca de 3 horas de duração.

Como assistir a premiação?

O evento será transmitido oficialmente em inglês, clique aqui.

Vários YouTubers irão transmitir, traduzir e comentar o evento ao vivo, é só ficar de olho na Twitch!

Como votar na TGA 2021?

Para quem não conhece como a TGA funciona, os indicados na premiação e os ganhadores são escolhidos através de votos de veículos de imprensa do mundo inteiro. Entretanto, quando os indicados de cada categoria são revelados, o público pode votar e participar do resultado de cada categoria da The Game Awards.

Vote em seus favoritos no site oficial.

Quem são os indicados?

Jogo do Ano

• Deathloop (Arkane Studios / Bethesda Softworks)
• It Takes Two (Hazelight Studios / Electronic Arts)
• Metroid Dread (MercurySteam / Nintendo)
• Psychonauts 2 (Double Fine / Xbox Game Studios)
• Resident Evil Village (Capcom)

Jogo Brasileiro do Ano

• Dandy Ace (Mad Mimic / Neowiz Games)
• Dodgeball Academia (Pocket Trap / Humble Games)
• Horizon Chase: Senna Sempre (Aquiris)
• Kaze and the Wild Masks (PixelHive / Soedesco)
• Unsighted (Studio Pixel Punk / Humble Games)

Jogo Mais Aguardado – 2022

• Elden Ring (FromSoftware / Bandai Namco)
• God of War: Ragnarok (Santa Monica Studio / Sony Interactive Entertainment)
• Horizon Forbidden West (Guerrilla Games / Sony Interactive Entertainment)
• Sequência de The Legend of Zelda: BotW (Nintendo)
• Starfield (Bethesda Softworks / Bethesda Game Studios)

Melhor Jogo Original

• Deathloop (Arkane Studios / Bethesda Softworks)
• It Takes Two (Hazelight Studios / Electronic Arts)
• Kena: Bridge of Spirits (Ember Lab)
• Returnal (Housemarque / Sony Interactive Entertainment)
• Unsighted (Studio Pixel Punk / Humble Games)

Melhor Periférico/Hardware

• GeForce RTX 3070 (NVIDIA)
• GeForce RTX 3080 Ti (NVIDIA)
• Alloy Origins 60 (HyperX)
• Nintendo Switch OLED (Nintendo)
• Radeon RX 6700 X

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Nothing, he was gladiator.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)