What do you get when you cook an American burger with your phone charger?

100% USBeef.

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What's a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram.

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Had my first dad joke at dinner tonight.

Dad - "These burgers have gouda cheese on them, and those have white American on them."

Me - "These burgers are gouda, but THOSE burgers are bedda"

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