Long shot- anyone watched/remember Forgotten (1999)- Amanda Burton and Paul McGann?

I recently watched this and have been thinking about the ending a lot. I’m curious of interpretations. I’ve pretty much locked onto mine but seeking other insight.

What do you make of the ending?

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Amanda Burton in a Suit
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[1982] Brookside - Soap opera set in Liverpool, conceived by Phil Redmond. Brookside became very successful and was often Channel 4's highest rated programme for a number of years in the mid-1980s. Starring Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston, Amanda Burton and Paul Usher. First episode. dailymotion.com/video/x4u…
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[1988] Boon - Series revolving around the life of an ex-fireman called Ken Boon. This episode is "Peacemaker" starring Michael Elphick, Neil Morrissey, Robin Askwith, Amanda Burton, Clive Owen, Karl Howman, Michele Dotrice and Alexandra Bastedo. dailymotion.com/video/x7r…
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[1996] Silent Witness - Buried Lies - it's 24 years ago today that this crime series focussing on a forensic pathology team was first broadcast. This is the first episode, starring Amanda Burton. dailymotion.com/video/x6s…
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[1982] Brookside - The everyday life and times of the residents, friends and enemies who live in a suburban street in the city of Liverpool. Created by Phil Redmond and starring Sue Johnston, Ricky Tomlinson, Amanda Burton, Simon O'Brien and Paul Usher. First episode. dailymotion.com/video/x4u…
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[TOMT] [TV SHOW] Amanda Burton as a travelling magistrate?

My mum wants to remember the name of an old British show (80s-90s, possibly earlier) about a travelling magistrate (circuit judge?). She says the judge was played by Amanda Burton but I can't find anything on her Wiki/IMDB pages, so it might just be a woman who looks like Amanda Burton.

Did she ever play a circuit judge? I can't even find any shows about circuit judges besides 'Rumpole of the Bailey'. Thank you!

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My top 41 blindsides

41 blindsides for 41 seasons. UPDATE: expanded to 50.

  1. JT idoled out. Double idol tribal council. (Season 20)

  2. Erik gives up immunity and is voted out. (season 16)

  3. Tyson idoled out. Gets himself voted out (season 20)

  4. John idoled out. Minority split vote tribal council. (Season 37)

  5. Baylor idoled out when Natalie plays idol on Jaclyn. (Season 29)

  6. Sarah blindsided. Merge vote with two misplayed idols. (Season 28)

  7. Ozzy blindsided. Betrayed at final nine. (Season 16)

  8. Sandra idoled out. Idoled out with one vote in double idol play. (Season 40)

  9. Kelly idoled out. Idoled out by Russell (Season 19)

  10. Jessica rocked out. Rock draw at final 10 after tie. (Season 33)

  11. James blindsided. Blindsided with two idols on him. (Season 15)

  12. Kimmi blindsided. Voted out with no votes. (Season 31)

  13. Leann blindsided. Flipped on at final 7. (Season 9)

  14. Edguardo blindsided. First time safe vote strategy was used. (Season 14)

  15. Andrew idoled out. Idoled out by Kelley. (Season 31)

  16. Sophie blindsided. Tony uses split votes to his advantage to blindside Sophie. (Season 40).

  17. John blindsided. First post merge flip. (Season 4)

18.Michaela blindsided. Betrayed by Jay pre merge. (Season 33)

  1. Courtney blindsided. First blindside of a goat and 3-2-1 split vote. (Season 12)

  2. Paschal rocked out. First rock draw. (Season 4)

  3. Cirie idoled out. Tom flips JT and idols out Cirie. (Season 20)

  4. Philip idoled out. Three horseman tribal council. (Season 26)

  5. Alexis idoled out. Idoled out by Amanda at final 6. (Season 16)

  6. Matt blindsided. Given revolving door back to redemption Island. (Season 22)

  7. Gretchen blindsided. Taken out at merge with seven people receiving votes. (Season 1)

  8. Malcolm idoled out. Idoled out by Tai at live joint pre merge tribal council. (Season 34)

  9. Garrett blindsided. Taken out after J’Tia pours the rice in the fire. (Season 28)

  10. Dan idoled out. Idoled out by Carolyn at final 5. (Season 30)

  11. Katie rocked out. Rocked out after final 6 tie. (Season 27)

  12. Scott blindside. Betrayed by Tai after he refuses to play double idol for him. (Season 33)

  13. Elizabeth blindsided. Karishma idol play and tie vote. (Season 39)

  14. Stacey idoled out. Blindsided at final 6 by Yau Man. (Season 14)

  15. Chris blindsided. Blindsided with an expiring idol in his pocket at merge vote. (Season 36)

  16. Sydney voted out. Gets herself voted out by playing her shot in the dark. (Season 41)

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Graphic Audio voice actors

Googling for a cast list, I was only able to find other people looking for a cast list. So I compiled one:

Cast & characters, roughly the order listed on the Graphic Audio web page. Does not include Edge Dancer (yet):

Dylan Lynch as narrator
Richard Rohan as The Narrator (book 4)
Robbie Gay as Kaladin Stormblessed
Casie Platt as Shallan Davar, Veil, Radiant
Emlyn McFarland as Shallan, Veil, Radiant, Formless (book 4)
Andy Clemence as Dalinar Kholin
Tim Getman as Adolin Kholin
Michael Getz as Adolin Kholin (book 4)
Zoe Badovinac as Jasnah Kholin
Nora Achrati as Syl
Ken Jackson as Rock, Highprince Sebarial
Christopher Scheeren as Brother Kabsal
Mort Shelby as Falilar, Sigzil, Unatavi, Ruthar, Thude, Roshone
Jeff Allin as Torrel Sadius, Rysn, Teshav, Amuna, Dianil
Maggie Donnelly as Tyn, Kmakl, Dul
Chris Genebach as Pattern
Chris Davenport as Wit, Vstim
Kimberly Gilbert as Lift, Shalash, Vrandl, Chiri-Chiri
Karen Novack as Eshonai
David Coyne as Wyndle
Richard Rohan as King Taravangian
Bradley Foster Smith as Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Wyndle, Ua’pam, Vaiu
Thomas Penny as Meridas Amaram, Lirin
Evan Casey as Young Gavilar Kholin, Skar
David Harris as Young Dalinar Kholin
James Konicek as Honor, Stormfather, Kelek
Ryan Carlo Dalusung as Moash
Nuisha Nawab as Elhokar Kholin
Colleen Delany as High Marshal Azure, Adin
Carolyn Kashner as Evi Kholin
Jacob Yeh as Vathah
Tracy Lynn Olivera as Venli
Eric Messner as Nightblood
Michael Glenn as Odium
Alejandro Ruiz as Renarin Kholin, The Mink
Matthew McGee as Lopen
Duyen Washington as Leshwi
Joe Mallon as Mraize
Dani Stoller as Ialai Sadeas, Hesina
Dawn Ursula as Abiajan, Raboniel, Essu
Terence Aselford as Gavilar Kholin, Teft, Notum
Zeke Alton as Lezian the Pursuer, Ulim
Jessica Lauren Ball as Ishnah
Scott McCormick as Rlain, Nale
Kay ElΓΊvian as The Sibling
Joe Mallon as Mraize
Nanette Savard as Jaxlim, Phendorana
Emily Beresford as Design and Blended
Anthony Palmini as Dabbid
Brandon Burton as El
Rob McFadyen as Ishar
Christopher Graybill as Sekeir
Drew Kopas as Tien
Tanja Milojevic as Maya

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Rex Anderson
Bobby Aselford
Matthew Bassett
Lily Beacon
Audrey Bertaux
Joe Brack
Torian Brackett
Frank Britton
Andy Brownstein
Lise Bruneau
Patrick Bussink
Katy Carkuff
Tim Carlin
Steven Carpenter
Evan Casey
Michael John Casey
Nazia Chaudhry
Jonathon

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Creative Community for Peace expands to protect film actors against BDS harassment and intimidation

In 2012 BDS was calling for musical boycotts. David Renzer (at the time Chairman/CEO of Universal Music Publishing) and Steve Schnur (Music President, Electronic Arts) got together to form a group to help protect their musical artists against BDS harassment called Creative Community for Peace. They soon got: Warner Bros Records, Sony/ATV Publishing, Geffen Records, Atlantic Records, Columbia Records, William Morris Endeavor, Interscope Records, Ultra Records, AEG Presents, Capitol Records, and Amazon to join. They offered 3 services to managers and agents:

  • Advice, recommendations and support in monitoring and/or managing the messages on social or in traditional media when their artists were under attack.

  • Support, information, and further explanations of various accusations or threats being made.

  • Arrangements to meet with – and possibly perform with – Israelis and Palestinians who use music and the art as a bridge to peace; to connect, communicate and better understand each other’s narratives.

Eventually bands started helping band members. Groups like: Bon Jovi, Kanye West, Mariah Carey, One Republic, The Backstreet Boys, Robbie Williams, Justin Timberlake, Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, Gilberto Gil and Caetano Veloso, alt-J, Chris Brown, Suzanne Vega, Diana Krall, Art Garfunkel, The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Dionne Warwick, Rihanna, Clean Bandit, Martin Garrix, Kygo, Enrique Iglesias, The Chainsmokers, Carlos Vives, Jason Derulo, A$AP Ferg, Ziggy Marley, PUSHA T, Chronixx, David Guetta, Flying Lotus, The Black Eyed Peas, Metallica, Linkin Park, Lady Gaga, Daddy Yankee, Akon, Alicia Keys, Justin Bieber, 30 Seconds to Mars, Julio Iglesias, REM, Barbra Streisand, Kaiser Chiefs, Pet Shop Boys, Guns N’ Roses, Burt Bacharach, Cyndi Lauper, Placebo, Chris Cornell, Alan Parsons, Tony Bennett, Matisyahu, Ron Carter offered their own experiences in how they handled and dealt with BDSer led intimidation and harassment campaigns directly to the groups while allowing Creative Community for Peace to service record companies, managers / agents and band members.

Creative Community for Peace supports dialogue and exchange over cultural boycott:

> We at Creative Community For Peace hope for a peaceful and lasting resolution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We believe dialogue, which can be facilitated through the arts and music, is crucial to helping to achieve this goal. The BDS movement β€” both thr

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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Who leaves if the other tribe loses E1

My guesses are below. If there's anything to add or change, let me know.

Borneo: BB, still 6-2. Ramona was already sick, and I don't see how Greg would vote differently than before. Gretchen also said in her OZ interview BB would go first.

AO: Kel, still 7-1. Mitchell's said from past to present it would've been him, and the BTS post on here said Jerri said he was targeted for holding them up at the airport. Also, Kel was already antisocial.

Africa: I know the Mall Rats vote for Linda, since they didn't know about Carl's lack of nature knowledge. I don't know for sure who the old people vote for. I know not Silas, but the other three's names have come up.

Marquesas: Kathy, 7-1. John said in his AMA that Kathy was out first. Paschal/Neleh were a pair and basically a numbers extension for the core alliance, and Gabe was actually among the highest members of said alliance with Tammy and John.

Thailand: Still Jed, 5-3. Shii Ann said it was his idea to go after her.

Amazon: Still Janet, but probably 7-1 now. Apparently Deena hinted to it somewhere.

PI: Sandra, 7-1, if they lost E1 or E2. Burton and Jon said she was antisocial and unproductive around camp. E3 was when Jon and Trish led the "second half" movement against the stronger men.

ASS: Probably still Cesternino 5-1 for Chapera. Not a lot to go off of. As for Mogo Mogo, either Rich or Morasca; both likely 5-1. Lex's AMA said all of the non-winners made a pre-game pact to eliminate the winners.

Vanuatu: Twila, 5-4. She, Scout, Ami, and Leann would vote Eliza.

Palau: Still Willard, 8-1. He was always going to be voted off this way. This was why Jonathan was cut; Caryn wanted a shield.

Guatemala: Lydia, 6-3. Brian's Dom and Colin appearance said he, her, and Jamie were in the minority since the others formed an alliance during the hike. The three hit it off really well.

Panama: Viveros is easy; Nick 3-1, since he'd have volunteered to go first over guilt of getting them lost to camp. The rest aren't so easy. Probably Shane 3-1 for La Mina and Misty 3-1 for Bayonetta, but who knows.

CI: Billy was still going 4-1, and Cao Boi and Flicka each going 4-1 makes a lot of sense as well; all three appeared to be on the bottom of their respective tribes.

Fiji: Lilliana, likely the same margin as before with Gary likely in the majority. Lisi, Stacy, Boo, Alex, and Edgardo were in a five person alliance, and Lilliana wanted to join. However, what wasn't shown were a builders alliance and an ex

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[S] Full list of US survivor players

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

  • Aaron Meredith [39]
  • Aaron Reisberger [15]
  • Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
  • Ace Gordon [17]
  • Adam Gentry [13]
  • Adam Klein [33/40]
  • Alan Ball [35]
  • Albert Destrade [23]
  • Alec Christy [29]
  • Alec Merlino [37]
  • Alecia Holden [32]
  • Alex Angarita [14]
  • Alex Bell [6]
  • Alexandria Elliott [35]
  • Alexis Jones [16]
  • Alexis Maxwell [28]
  • Alicia Calaway [2/8]
  • Alicia Rosa [24]
  • Alina Wilson [21]
  • Alison Raybould [38]
  • Allie Pohevitz [26]
  • Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
  • Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
  • Ami Cusack [9/16]
  • Amy O’Hara [11]
  • Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
  • Andrew Savage [7/31]
  • Angela Perkins [36]
  • Angelina Keeley [37]
  • Angie Jakusz [10]
  • Angie Layton [25]
  • Anna Khait [32]
  • Anthony Robinson [14]
  • Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
  • Artis Silvester [25]
  • Ashlee Ashby [10]
  • Ashley Massaro [15]
  • Ashley Nolan [35]
  • Ashley Trainer [19]
  • Ashley Underwood [22]
  • Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
  • Aurora McCreary [38]
  • Austin Carty [12]
  • Baylor Wilson [29]
  • BB Andersen [1]
  • Becky Lee [13]
  • Ben Browning [19]
  • Ben Driebergen [35/40]
  • Ben Henry [21]
  • Betsy Bolan [19]
  • Bi Nguyen [37]
  • Bill Posley [22]
  • Billy Garcia [13]
  • Blake Towsley [11]
  • Bob Crowley [17]
  • Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
  • Bobby Mason [12]
  • Boo Bernis [14]
  • Brad Culpepper [27/34]
  • Brad Reese [41]
  • Brad Virata [13]
  • Bradley Kleihege [36]
  • Brandon Bellinger [11]
  • Brandon Hantz [23/26]
  • Brandon Quinton [3]
  • Brandy Finta [9]
  • Brenda Lowe [21/26]
  • Brendan Shapiro [36]
  • Brendan Synnott [18]
  • Bret LaBelle [33]
  • Brett Clouser [19]
  • Brian Corridan [11]
  • Brian Heidik [5]
  • Brianna Varela [11]
  • Brice Johnston [28]
  • Brook Geraghty [9]
  • Brooke Struck [11]
  • Bruce Kanegai [12]
  • Bubba Sampson [9]
  • Burton Roberts [7]
  • Butch Lockley [6]
  • Caleb Bankston [27]
  • Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
  • Candace Smith [18]
  • Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
  • Cao Boi Bui [13]
  • Carl Bilancione [3]
  • Carl Boudreaux [37]
  • Carolina Eastwood [18]
  • Carolyn Rivera [30]
  • Carter Williams [25]
  • Caryn Groedel [10]
  • Cassandra Franklin [14]
  • Cecilia Mansilla [13]
  • Chad Crittenden [9]
  • Charlie Herschel [17]
  • Chase Rice [21]
  • Chelsea Meissner [24]
  • Chelsea Townsend [36]
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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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Every single random streamer mode name in Rust

aaron abbey abbie abby abdul abe abel abigail abraham abram ada adah adalberto adaline adam adan addie adela adelaida adelaide adele adelia adelina adeline adell adella adelle adena adina adolfo adolph adria adrian adriana adriane adrianna adrianne adrien adriene adrienne afton agatha agnes agnus agripina agueda agustin agustina ahmad ahmed ai aida aide aiko aileen ailene aimee aisha aja akiko akilah al alaina alaine alan alana alane alanna alayna alba albert alberta albertha albertina albertine alberto albina alda alden aldo alease alec alecia aleen aleida aleisha alejandra alejandrina alejandro alena alene alesha aleshia alesia alessandra aleta aletha alethea alethia alex alexa alexander alexandra alexandria alexia alexis alfonso alfonzo alfred alfreda alfredia alfredo ali alia alica alice alicia alida alina aline alisa alise alisha alishia alisia alison alissa alita alix aliza alla allan alleen allegra allen allena allene allie alline allison allyn allyson alma almeda almeta alona alonso alonzo alpha alphonse alphonso alta altagracia altha althea alton alva alvaro alvera alverta alvin alvina alyce alycia alysa alyse alysha alysia alyson alyssa amada amado amal amalia amanda amber amberly ambrose amee amelia america ami amie amiee amina amira ammie amos amparo amy an ana anabel analisa anamaria anastacia anastasia andera anderson andra andre andrea andreas andree andres andrew andria andy anette angel angela angele angelena angeles angelia angelic angelica angelika angelina angeline angelique angelita angella angelo angelyn angie angila angla angle anglea anh anibal anika anisa anisha anissa anita anitra anja anjanette anjelica ann anna annabel annabell annabelle annalee annalisa annamae annamaria annamarie anne anneliese annelle annemarie annett annetta annette annice annie annika annis annita annmarie anthony antione antionette antoine antoinette anton antone antonetta antonette antonia antonietta antonina antonio antony antwan anya apolonia april apryl ara araceli aracelis aracely arcelia archie ardath ardelia ardell ardella ardelle arden ardis ardith aretha argelia argentina ariana ariane arianna arianne arica arie ariel arielle arla arlean arleen arlen arlena arlene arletha arletta arlette arlie arlinda arline arlyne armand armanda armandina armando armida arminda arnetta arnette arnita arnold arnoldo arnulfo aron arron art arthur artie arturo arvilla asa asha ashanti ashely ashlea ashlee ashleigh ashley ashli ashlie ashly ashlyn ashton asia asley a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chew0nthis25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolicitedTitPics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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Argument at family dinner...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottPowell567
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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