IDK why this is so funny to me.
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When I returned to UIUC I went to the Fraternity & Sorority Affairs office where I plead my case.
Nothing was done. Several days later I was emailed and told the investigation would be underway. Nothing ever came of it. I never gained the courage to approach anyone else about the matter. I really was in fear of whatever ramifications were possible and quickly developed PTSD while on campus my sophomore year. I visited my palliative care doctor at Carle who sent me to a psychiatrist. Shortly after I was diagnosed with PTSD.
I dropped out and went on with my life. However, the hazing that made me spend one month on a ventilator has completely changed me as a person and I've spent the last four years doing a lot of healing.
If you are a student on campus, please report any hazing, harassment, or abuse that happens to you. You are empowering other people when you follow through.
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Edit: Thanks everyone for the well wishes and advice. Iβve largely moved past this part of my life and donβt wish to dive back into an investigation or lawsuit.
Lawyers are also expensive and I donβt have the means. Iβve since moved states, started working full time, and Iβm finishing an associates degree with a CC this fall.
For those who want to know details of what happened I decided to leave specifics out because thatβs not the purpose of my post. The purpose of my post was to bring light to the issue using my own experience.
I will say, the hazing was a wide spectrum. Forced alcohol consumption, physical abuse, verbal abuse, mental abuse, and egregious sleep deprivation.
The sleep deprivation was the worst and my doctors have said was the largest factor of why I ended up in the hospital.
I am a prospective freshman at the University of Texas at Austin as a business major. Currently thinking about Greek life, and would like to hear some insight on the 4 business fraternities available. Thanks.
hi! does anyone have insight into what gpa is needed to be considered for phi beta kappa? the website says top 10% but is that usually a 3.95? 3.8? 3.7?
And it's even more sad how a lot of these people pretend to be the Joker (not sure why) which is just an insult to a great character, especially when they say shit like "When a Beta Cuck Nice Guy gets rejected no one bats an eye, but when a Alpha Giga Thundercock Chad gets rejected everyone loses their minds" and other dumb horseshit like that
Where is it all coming from? I see people talking about it and how it might affect our behavior, wearing masks and such, some spreading more quickly than others, some being more or less resistant to vaccines, etc. But is it mutations, is it coming from somewhere else, or monkeys or bats or aliens or?
https://www.newsweek.com/lambda-vs-delta-covid-variant-what-we-know-so-far-about-different-strains-1616167
Iβm currently a senior working on my last semester thatβs gonna be over in a few weeks. In the spring, Iβve been accepted to start working on an MS. I just got an invitation to join PBK, and Iβm not sure if itβs worth the $50 fee.
Iβve heard overwhelmingly good things about PBK, but I donβt know if any honor society is worth joining if Iβve already been accepted into grad school. What do you guys think?
Thanks!
Think of all the truly impressive men youβve encountered in your life.
The ones who command attention of a room, who can navigate social situations with ease, who give off a vibe that theyβre not to be fucked with without saying a word.
In my experience, those type of men didnβt refer to themselves as βalphasβ; they would likely laugh at the label.
Conversely, the ones who are the most insecure, and get the least amount of respect from those around them, were concerned about projecting the image of an βalphaβ. They crave validation.
Men with internal power live freely, regardless of the expectations of others. They are who they are, and arenβt concerned with how theyβve perceived.
They also arenβt afraid to be kind (not nice). They arenβt as self-focused, so they like to see others succeed. Often, those who subscribe to alpha male concept, have a false sense of bravado, and try to act domineering. They put others down to preserve an image of power. However, when they are confronted, they almost always fold.
If you thrive to be independent, self-assured, and centered emotionally, things will fall into place.
Worrying about the perception of others and overcompensating by putting on a false front is the behavior of a truly weak man.
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Think of all the truly impressive men youβve encountered in your life.
The ones who command attention of a room, who can navigate social situations with ease, who give off a vibe that theyβre not to be fucked with without saying a word.
In my experience, those type of men didnβt refer to themselves as βalphasβ; they would likely laugh at the label.
Conversely, the ones who are the most insecure, and get the least amount of respect from those around them, were concerned about projecting the image of an βalphaβ. They crave validation.
Men with internal power live freely, regardless of the expectations of others. They are who they are, and arenβt concerned with how theyβve perceived.
They also arenβt afraid to be kind (not nice). They arenβt as self-focused, so they like to see others succeed. Often, those who subscribe to alpha male concept, have a false sense of bravado, and try to act domineering. They put others down to preserve an image of power. However, when they are confronted, they almost always fold.
If you thrive to be independent, self-assured, and centered emotionally, things will fall into place.
Worrying about the perception of others and overcompensating by putting on a false front is the behavior of a truly weak man.
