- 1984 by George Orwell
- Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
- Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
- All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
- An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
- And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
- Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
- The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
- The Art of Fiction by Henry James
- The Art of Living by Epictetus
- The Art of War by Sun Tzu
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
- Atonement by Ian McEwan
- Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
- The Awakening by Kate Chopin
- Babe by Dick King-Smith
- Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
- Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
- Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
- Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
- The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
- Beloved by Toni Morrison
- Beowulf by Anonymous
- The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
- The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
- Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
- A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
- Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
- Brick Lane by Monica Ali
- Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
- [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc
Huge shoutout to u/jaylemi for giving me his seal of approval to bring back Waiver Wire Warriors. All player ownership percentages are derived from Yahoo. Players who are less than 80% rostered are only featured and the stats are from the last 14 days.
Hey how's it going everyone, it's been a while since I've posted so I hope y'all are doing well.
For today, I'll be doing something a little different. There won't be a weekly preview from me this week but you can check out the one that u/Phan_ created by clicking here.
I know some of you nerds are in super deep leagues so instead of writing up about 25 players, I created this table to help you guys see who has been the most productive over the last 14 days. I've included categories, such as +/-, PIM, and SHO for those whose leagues are counting those categories. I've also included SH% to help you guys determine whose goal production will be sustainable.
For those who have been following me for the last year, I'm sorry. I know y'all know I'm a big believer in quality content but sacrificing quality for quantity will allow me to help out as many people as I can, whether if they're playing in a deep or shallow league. The issue with writing up 25 players is that they're usually gone by the time you open up your fantasy app. But with +200 players, you'll have a ton of options. Let me know what you think of this idea!
Other than that, I hope this will help y'all! As always, if you have any questions, reach out via the comments/PM or on Twitter @vizionsnaps. School's been really busy and I know I haven't really been active so if it's urgent, just DM me.
Thank you guys for the support, appreciate it as always! If you want to buy me a coffee and help out with my studying, feel free to do so clicking on the link below! <3
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/vizionsnaps
Skaters
| % | Player | Position | Team | Status | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | PPP | SOG | SH% | FW | HIT | BLK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 79% | Mikhail Sergachev | C | TBL | D3/PP2 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 0.0% | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| 79% | Teuvo Teravainen | LW/RW | CAR | L1/PP1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 15 | 0.0% | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| 78% | Jordan Kyrou | C/LW/RW | STL | L3/PP1 | 3 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 18.8% | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| 78% | Moritz Seider | D | DET | D1 /PP1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -7 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0.0% | 0 | 8 | 19 |
| 77% | Devon Toews | D | COL | D1/PP2 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7.7% | 0 | 7 | 4 |
| 77% | Tomas Hertl | C/LW | SJS | L2/PP2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 14.3% | 57 |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
Donita Dunes
Donita Dunes
Donita Dunes
Personal
Also known as: Danita Dunes, Donita
Born: October 11, 1966 (age 55)
Seagoville, Texas, USA
Years active: 1998–2006
Ethnicity: Native American
Nationality: American
Body
Measurements: 44-24-34 in
Bra/cup size: 44H (100H) (same as GG cup)
Boobs: Enhanced (silicone implants)
Height: 5 ft 9 in (1 . 75 m)
Weight: 147 lb (67 kg)
Body type: Average
Eye color: Blue
Hair: Redhead, Brown
Long
Underarm hair: Shaved
Pubic hair: Shaved
Performances
Shown: Topless, Bush, Full frontal
Solo: Masturbation
Lesbian: Softcore
Boy/girl: Blowjob, Vaginal, Anal, Double penetration
Special: Watersports
Links
Official website
Blogs: Twitter
Social: MySpace
Facebook
Databases
IMDb IAFD AFDB
Donita Dunes (also known as Danita Dunes; born October 11, 1966 in Seagoville, Texas) is a retired American porn star, adult model, and feature dancer of Hispanic heritage . She is known for her enhanced GG breasts, voluptuous body, extensive piercings, and enthusiasm for extreme porn, including interracial, bukkake, gangbangs, and double anal penetration .
Contents
1 Early life
2 Pornographic career
3 Retirement & health problems
4 Partial filmography
5 Big tit movies / pictures of Donita Dunes
6 External links
7 See also
8 References
Early life
Donita was born in the small town of Seagoville, Texas . In a 2000 interview, Donita said that she had a pleasant childhood, noting that she was an avid KISS fan and that she loved dancing and playing guitar .
By age 18, she had married her first husband and was working as a bookkeeper at local body shops . These early experiences sparked her hobby of restoring vintage cars and motorcycles .
In 1987, at the age of 21, Donita and her husband had grown tired of Seagoville and relocated to Los Angeles, where she spent the next few years working in an office environment .
Pornographic career
In 1993, while still sporting her natural C cup breasts, Donita began posing as a glamour model . A year later, she posed in the July 1994 issue of Hustler’s Busty Beauties . Encouraged by the positive reception of this photo shoot, Donita started performing as an exotic dancer in Los Angeles and San Diego .
Shortly after turning 30, Donita transitioned to the adult film industry to improve her chances of becoming a feature dancer . She made her debut in the 1997 film Titanic Tit Tango, in which she performed i
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
A play on words.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
[Removed]
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
