TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?

It was a real stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeik5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa

Even his marriage was relative

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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.

For both, it’s all relative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSujith_16
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What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?

Dick Chainy.

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What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?

Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........

a fart smella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I found Prince Albert in a can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beerbrewing
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Did you know that guys named Albert are forbidden from celebrating Christmas?

The song clearly says, β€œNo AL, No AL...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...

It was about tine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Have you met Mr. Albert Dente?

Al’s an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Albert Einstein once said that time is relative

I don’t remember anyone in my family named time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGC_Dylan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Everybody knows Albert Einstein was a genius, however

No one mentions his brother Frank, that guy was a monster.

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I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...

It's information that's way over my head...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Introduced my 3 year old to Mary Poppins and she loves it. But keeps telling me the joke told by Bert and Uncle Albert.

β€œI know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..”

β€œReally, what’s the name of his other leg?”

She tells both lines and laughs loudly saying β€œthat’s funny Daddy”...

Love it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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When Albert Finney finally got old he was old AF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Did I ever tell you about my great-uncle Albert?

He wasn’t feeling well so he went to his homeopathic doctor... they completely covered his back with lard and after that he went downhill pretty fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhawk_pilot
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I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebac
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist

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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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We all know Albert Einstein is a genius

But his brother Frank is a true monster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverElegant2302
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclev91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I didn’t know Albert Einstein was real?

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyelephant1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person...

...I had always thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namnrocinu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talorn_Celeron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a handjob from Albert Einstein?

A stroke of genius.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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We all knew Albert Einstein was a genius...

but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjmelendez330
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Most people know Albert Einstein was a genius

But they forget his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shanisasha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Albert Einstein was a Genius

His father Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrathchilde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

....but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shortout711
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist

His name was Frank Enstein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a true monster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPurpose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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We all know Albert Einstein was a great man...

... but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Albert Einstein was a genius.

But brother Frank was a monster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What was the name of Albert Einstein's evil brother?

Frank Einstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregtheomniscient
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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How did Albert Einstein die?

He had a stroke of genius.

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