I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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artist: album: color: disk: jacket: notes: price: discogs

Rock/Pop/Hip Hop/Etc:

TEMP SOLD OUT

Jazz:

alan shorter - orgasm - AAA RKS vmp gold swirl lmt to 750 - this is #540 - nm/nm - 55

https://www.discogs.com/release/19909222-Alan-Shorter-Orgasm

SOLD/PENDING:

***gorillaz - demon days - OG Press w/PA Sticker intact - vg/vg***- see below

great copy, discs and jacket show minor play and shelf wear and there is minor surface noise at points but never overpowers the music -

no skips. asking - 85 - PENDING

https://www.discogs.com/release/474703-Gorillaz-Demon-Days

usher - confessions - vmp - gold nugget colored 2x LP - opened and moved hype sticker to new outer poly, put lps in mofi style inners, never played, (forgot to cancel my sub in time) w/ all extras - 40 - SOLD

https://www.discogs.com/release/20811709-Usher-Confessions\

autechre - LP5 - og - vg+/vg+ - this thing is in GREAT shape overall, og owner - 75 - SOLD

https://www.discogs.com/release/30811-Autechre-LP5

jon batiste - chronology of a dream - live at the village vanguard - RSD 2019 /2000 - NN/NM - 20 - SOLD

https://www.discogs.com/release/14465071-Jon-Batiste-Chronology-Of-A-Dream-Live-At-The-Village-Vanguard

baby face willette - face to face - tone poet AAA KPG cut - VG+/VG, small ding to spine - 23 - SOLD

https://www.discogs.com/release/13813020-Baby-Face-Willette-Face-To-Face

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Do your worst!

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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

BamBOO!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.

Bob