Alan Albright Puns

The existence of Alan Albright means a human f---- a pyronite and idk how to feel bout that

They are both alternate versions of more famous heroes and are teenagers....and the other reason that I won't say cus it's racist. But this fight would be really interesting

#Featuring Alan Albright, Plumbers' Helper.

Not much is known about Alan's past. All that is known was he was either a runaway or an unwanted orphan that had no real connections to anyone that would make him be missed. This allowed Servantis, the leader of the Plumber(read: intergalactic police force) black ops group the Rooters abduct him, take him to the null void and experiment on him. There Servantis used another abductee, a mutant by the name of Kevin Levin with the ability to absorb powers, to mutate Alan and make him a human-alien hybrid. After that, he brainwashed Alan and put him on a team with other children-turned-hybrids called the Amalgam Kids to attempt to kill Ben Tennyson. After failing, Servantis wiped all the children's memories, implanted new ones, gave them fake families and backstories as kids of Plumbers and aliens and let them be with no real concern for their lives. Alan lived a normal life until he hit puberty and his powers activated. When that happened he got in trouble with local cops, and eventually Ben Tennyson and his crew. After all was sorted out Alan became a Plumbers' Helper, a teen with powers to be called on in times of need while not actually being a Plumber(until later, but whatever).

Alan's alien side is that of a Pyronite. As a Pyronite-human he has two forms he can switch between(being the only Amalgam Kid to have such an ability). As a Pyronite he has the ability to control fire and heat. He can use this to fly, both on his own and by creating a platform from the ground beneath him to fly on. He also has enhanced physicals. A major issue though is that if it is too cold he can not switch between forms, and enough water CAN put him out(though, as seen later, it must be A LOT). He also has slight powers in his human form.

Allies: Plumbers, Ben's team, Paradox, Amalgam Kids, Plumber's Helpers

Fire Powers

• Spits lava in human form, even if it's too cold to switch.

• Can stay lit even after being blasted with a fire truck's hose.

• Can shoot fire out of his hands, also has the temperature control to melt a flashlight to the point of glowing without burning the officer holding its hand.

• [Can channel blasts out of his chest powerful enough to blow up trucks(also proves his Plumber badge is capable of s

How did a human and a magma being manage to get it on and conceive a child.

I've been rewatching the Prime timeline, and while the Rooters arc opened a gaping plot hole in regards to Kevin and by extension Aggregor, it closed several others.

During "Kevin 11", he hinted that he's had his powers since birth, implying that he was absorbing electricity and maybe even the lifeforce of others since early childhood or even infancy. Harvey having married his mom at 4 and implying he was always afraid of Kevin during the events of "Absolute Power" adds credibility to that. At 10-11 years old(according to the Wiki, I thought Alan was 12 but apparently he's really tall) Alan states that his powers suddenly showed up a few weeks back.

But did they?

Alan is highly unskilled in using his powers, the police easily caught him. Moreover, his local community numbers maybe 30 people and he shows up right after Ben puts back his Omnitrix. He's a kid freaked out of his mind, but he's considered a liar and a criminal. Why?

As for Helen, Pierce and Manny? The first thing these kids did when unleased back on Earth? Hunt down anyone with alien blood and throw them in the Null Void. Now, where did they learn to do that? And their initial assumption, that they were experimented on and turned into aliens? They got the perpetrator wrong, but not the reason for their mutation.

My pet hypothesis? Once the "coming storm" slapped back the Omnitrix, the Rooters caught wind of it. Perhaps they found it suspicious that he did it in retaliation for the alien conspiracy(which the Rooters, if they had enough influence to pull off everything they did in OV, probably found out about) in an "Earth isn't yours to conquer" type of way. So he rounded up the Amalgam kids, gave them fake memories and appropriated plumbers' badges and set them loose near Bellwood, adopting a wait-and-see approach.

How? Maybe a Rooter undercover among the Plumbers, or just one stationed on Earth, kept tabs on Max. Kevin was much easier to do so - he probably unwittingly fed him tech. All it took is one interaction with Servantis to have their memories altered. With Kevin it was probably while they were chasing Alan, Max could have been anywhere in-between his disappearance and Max Out.

Now Kevin notes that recreating the universe is what made Servantis reform the strike team, but I doubt someone like him, who went through all that trouble to stop the potential threat of an 11 year old boy who doesn't even have access to the power he shouldn't have, would be this passive. In the end, he

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

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